list the WANKIEST clothes in the straosphere

[MrsWilburton]

1.dungarees on anyone who is potty trained

1. Peruvian Llama herding hats
2. pigtails on women who has started to menstruate.

4 t shirts that dont covera vile pregnant gut( sorry i even hated my own)

1. crocs( natch)

Uggs
Crocs
Flip flops unless you weigh six stone and have very pretty feet
Padded anoraks
Football shirts, especially on grown men and women

'Fake' playboy stuff on girls (or on anyone for that matter)
Any trousers that have things written on the arse.
Tarty slogan T-shirts for girls.
Anything that shows your navel, unless you are a supermodel.
Spagetti-strap tops that show off peoples bra straps

Animal print. Dorian in Birds of a feather.
Gives everyone the old Marbella tart look!

Oh dear Starbear, I have an animal print dressing gown which I love

Anything with an elasticated waist
Slippers - any variety yuck!
White jeans
Anything promoted as premium brand with names and logos all over it - Jack Wills, some Joules things, etc.
gypsy skirts. Clothes from Garden Centres.

Have to agree with leggings on women over 30 and anybody wearing football shirts. Both make me feel quite ill....

Too much gold - especially rings.

Rings/necklaces/earings that say 'mum/aunty/sister' etc

Horrible gold 'Doll/Robot' necklaces - you know the ones I mean!

Belted coats / cardigans / jackets on anyone whose norks have gone so far south Captain Scott is still searching for them thus creating the fetching " nipple resting on belt / nipples poking out from under belt" look

smocks

esp worn with too-short trews and cornish pasty shoes

metallic knitwear

YIAM

earings that are bigger tan your ears! hate the name jewlery too..... makes me think of dogs with tags on their collors so they ont get lost! . oh and anything paisley print!

SLIPPERS!

Why are slippers wanky? What do you wear on your feet when you are in the house?

Frasersmum123 Sorry, but it just brings back memories of a bar I went to with a mate in the early 1990's. It was in Wimbledon and the blokes were older and maybe wealthy not sure if everyone was divorced in there but my DH said they were (this was before I knew him)The women come across as a bit pushy.
There I was minding my own business in my fleece talking to this bloke when a woman in Animal print! Stuck her cigarette into my elbow (my mate told me it was deliberate) burning my fleece and skin! Well, I'm just too nice to have a cat fight but it's put me off the clothes since

I was only joking - I love my snuggly dressing gown but I wouldnt wear Animal Print in public!

Thank god! I would have to protect my fleece against an attack!

Noooo - Love my leggings! Worn with a long jumper/long floaty top and knee high boots - fab and comfy. Leggings worn with shoes with heels or a top that doesn't cover your arse would be classed as a crime against humanity if the wearer was older than about 14 though!

I hate those naff fleecy jackets with pictures of puppies, kittens, bears,wolves, red indians and dreamcatchers on. Yuk!

And grown women who dress like little girls. There's a woman - late 20s - who works in my office who we call 'party girl'. She dresses like an 6 year old going to a birthday party. Frilly flouncy dresses with a wolly cardigan over the top, ankle socks and usually sparkly Mary Jane shoes. She actually looks like Grayson Perry's alter ego Clare but we don't think she realises!

And yes - ill fitting bras. A colleague has the most appallingly ill fitting bra. She's a big girl - bigger than me and I'm 32GG naturally !! Her tits leak from underneath, over and at the sides. I often think of buying her a Bravissimo gift voucher anonymously, she must be so uncomfortable, but don't have the balls. I'd be horrified that she'd be very offended.

ROFL @ this thread. Hilarious.