list the WANKIEST clothes in the straosphere

[MrsWilburton]

1.dungarees on anyone who is potty trained

1. Peruvian Llama herding hats
2. pigtails on women who has started to menstruate.

4 t shirts that dont covera vile pregnant gut( sorry i even hated my own)

1. crocs( natch)

lol heated

where did you find that?

Women wearing ties. You don't look cute, you look butch.

Women wearing "Little Miss xxxx" T shirts.

Men over 18 wearing 3/4 length trousers

Football shirts unless actually on a football pitch, with a ball and 21 other players.

women in lumberjack shirts

Heated - that last picture has made me feel very ill!

silver puffa anything, a la Bianca Jackson.
Velour tracksuits or combis (a la Bianca Jackson)
fur lined gilets
shoulder pads
shell suits and anything else made of that material
leisure wear of almost any kind in a non-sporting setting
shrugs/wraps that go nowhere near the kidneys
any kind of trousers/bottoms with elasticated ankles
puffball skirts - they were shite the first time around and didn't improve with a second outing
those stupid drawstrings up the sides of all sorts of garments, but especially skirts
4+ inch heels - WHY? talk about trying to kill yourself/give yourself permanent back/pelvis problems - mental
in line with that, I am so against the whole Manolo Blahnik/Jimmy Choo sort of "beautiful but agonising to wear" shoe thing - ridiculous!
miniskirts on the over-30s
knee-high crotches on menswear
similarly, any trousers/jeans that look like they are only being held up by the bloke's nadgers
puffy boxers hanging out the top of jeans etc.
crocs - damn their almost complete takeover! I wanted some jellies for DS in Australia but couldn't find any because the only things anyone sold were bloody crocs!

just re checked that ball pic - vile - why did i look again!

lol at 'nadgers' thumbwitch

do you think he knew they had dropped out or just obliviously waiting to swim?

low cut strapless dresses at weddings etc or meet my implants

and see through rainwear!

oh, oh - when I got married, the wedding after us was some kind of local WAG affair - the bride was wearing a coffee coloured silky drape that barely covered her essentials and when the wind blew, her knickers were on display for all to see. That is if she was wearing knickers - it was hard to tell. The dress matched her permatan beautifully.

nylon polo necks smoothing over breasts

Short sleeved jackets wtf??
Ditto shortsleeved polo necks

Pastel jackets
Almost anything from C&A, Littlewoods
Very many Monsoon things
Almost everything from East

anything made out of hemp

shitty fake fur- might as well wear a bath mat

baseball caps on anyone apart from baseball players

adorn-ed denim

all Next clothes

ironic cardigans

Knitted jumpers with cats and dogs on them.

Usually accompanied by a tight little perm, and a sagging arse.

What is an ironic cardigan?

Trainers when you haven't been running or are about to go running. Or the gym.

One shoulder anything.

Blue nail varnish on the toes - looks like a hammer has been dropped on them.

I love combats good working clothes but I can't find hard wear ones any more!

Poor fat 19 year olds who dress like their skinny mate. Sweetheart, if the skinny mate said you look good she's lying and not a mate! It's just you make her look good

vest tops with bra straps showing OR without a decent supportive strapless bra when going without is a health hazard

polo necks with big boobs

polo shirts

tank tops/jumpers with integrated collars and cuffs

black bra underneath white tops

ironic cardigans

every fucker's wearing them

the beige brigade's uniform of bland

shop-bought goth

anything avril lanigne-ish

that would be lavigne-ish

Most of my clothes are wanky as I am lacking in the style department.

too much denim a la Jeremy clarkson, in fact everything Jeremy Clarkson wears