So, I like the idea of this tea dress, but what is with that gap between the boobs thing - what goes there?

[Boco]

I need to find something affordable to wear to an evening event type thing. I would quite like to wear a nice dress. But not too eveningy or floaty or anything - just nice.

And this tea dress is ok shape but i'm alarmed by the big gap thing between the breasts [http://www.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId =19551&storeId=12556&productId=624224&langId=-1&categoryId=&parentcategoryrn= what's that all about?]

Can anyone find a nicer one, but not too expensive? Please?

dphas taken them out for supper

My brother is keeping them entertained and my dp is cooking dinner [lucky]

I've had a headache and went on strike.

Cod how could you forget it is me with the 'bedroom' shoes. I have red sequin dorethy ones, big jewel covered sandlels, alls orts really

How about a kew bargain? Could still do opaque tights and good shoes/accessories.

I have those shoes in blue but they are size 8

comfiest heels I've ever had though

what size foot are you Boco?

oh that reminds me cod Ages ago I said i had a pair of cheapy boots I was going to send you if I couldn't get an insole thing to wear in them. I am now the proud owner of some granny insoles and can wear them. Sorry I didn't mention this sooner

I reckon Boco is a 6 at the most

you could put tissue in the toes

black dress
fine black fishnets
cod red shoes
the sequin whatever it is thing

and glitter eyes

once you have done Boco can you help me with fun shoes pls

franny - reminds me - email me your address - have blue jumper for your pregnant body.

XXX

Yes, it's a plan. Will do trying on as soon as I can get out of The Village.

Like glitter eyes!

I wondered what shade 'cod red' was then!

I'm way down the bottom, but am reading my way up. I will get here eventually.

Boc - it will be really dressed down. Guaranteed.

[emerges triumphant at the top, punches air, plants a flag]

Red dress is gorgeous, but will you want to dress it down? I think it's lovely.

Black would be fine.

I think it'll be quite dressed down, but I might be wrong, because these things always are. So you need to look cool but not over dressed. That red dress would be good with something dressed down over?

I don't know what I'm saying. I have altitude sickness, and I keep thinking about those red/pink Boden shoes.

Don't want you to go too cocktail party, because isn't it in LBF venue at end of day?

[collapses and eats kendal mint cake]

Come and talk to me.

100 - hello - aren't you wonderful - how wonderfully wonderful.

Yeah you're right, not too cocktail party, would be a nightmare if everyone else in jeans too. that could happen and then i'd feel a right fool and get too drunk.

What does LBF venue mean?

Did you like those Boden shoes? There were freaky I thought.

[squeezes Bee earnestly] it's like I'm in a dream Bee.

I texted your news to bee, 100. We're all very proud. [creepy]

Yes, I liked them

Shall I spell out LBF? Am worried to do so, perhaps I remembered The Event wrong.

What would you wear with dress? Women will be dressed up in an understated way, men won't have bothered.

I don't like boden red shoes

are you too dainty for blue flower ones, Boco?

I long for size 6 feet

Oh thank you. Yes, is weird and good. Mostly good today, actually really good. Boco told me to go for walk as got a bit weird, but now good.

Right. The dress.

actually boco - you could go quite normalish but with the red shoe thing because that is good and could go either way. I think balck dress and red shoes. I said that already.

100 - we are thrilled. I did a squelling thing in a library and then told a young floppy haired student all about you.