Royal Style thread: part 2

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As requested!

Amal Clooney : bright orange with assymetric hem.
Victoria Beckham : navy blue with expression to curdle milk
Kate : pastel Alexander McQueen dress coat and serene expression.
I would love another Windsors special!!

The vows:

To have and to hold, to love and tequila.

SHOT!!!

Ha ha 😂 😂!!

I’m sure it will be televised. Eugenie is the instagram Princess.
How will they top the gospel choir and the American preacher?

I think the guest list will be pretty glitzy; beyond the ubiquitous Elton and the Beckhams.

that looks like something Kate might wear today. Except the Queen is pushing 50 in that shot and Kate isn't even 40!

To be honest, I don’t think Kate’s style will change much between now and aged 70.
Bea & Euj on the other hand will be like the Royal version of Ab Fab!

Those Clooneys are trying to rival the Beckhams for royal wedding appearances. Chelsy Davey, Cressida Bonas etc etc. Oprah?

So envious of them seeing Hamilton ! I think Eugenie's wedding is somehow missing the mark and will really raise questions about what is the York girls' point. It should be lower key and private like Zara's.
I think eug's dress will have an obvious tribute to her mother - didn't Sarah have bees sewn on her veil?

Ed Sheran is bound to be there. He's probably forgiven her (or was it Beatrice?) for slicing his face while attempting to knight him with James Blunt's sword. Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd write...

Eugenie is doing the whole open top carriage bit? I really, really think that's going too far.

Has no-one senior had a word?!

Ed Sheehan has since denied that incident and said he made the whole thing up

Mmmm possibly Ed Sheeran is thinking about a possible genuine knighthood at some future date....

Actually good point @ItsNiceItsDifferentItsUnusual. I heard that she's inviting the public into the grounds of the castle but not sure anything was said about an open-top carriage ride. It'll be a bit risky in October anyway.

think eug's dress will have an obvious tribute to her mother - didn't Sarah have bees sewn on her veil?

Sarah had S’s and anchors on her veil and a whacking great A on the train.

God love Fergie, she doesn't do subtle!

So Eugenie will have Tequila bottles sewn onto her train.

And miniature bottles hanging from her veil 😂😆😁🤣

Sorry.

Maybe she & bea will have "Blood Princess" embroidered on their backs with a coronet above.
Eugenie will have Mrs B embroidered on the train.

I suspect the thistles from her mother's cost of arms will feature some where.

"Blood princess" embroidered IN BLOOD. Now that's one way to outdo Meghan...

This, by Libby Purves, on the security cost of Eugenie's wedding is very good.
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/comment/a-right-royal-display-of-tactless-ostentation-m3b5l59n7

But embroidered in blue, obviously

There's also a good article in a similar vein by Yasmin Alibhai Brown in the Independent.
I'm loving the wedding dress suggestions!!

Yasmin Alibai-Brown article.
She is spot on. It’s basically 2 million for a 30 minute carriage ride.
Hopefully this will be the last overblown wedding till Prince George.

What about Beatrice? Andrew will want equivalency at least!

Bra is going to want everything Eugenie has, when it is her turn.

According to Elle magazine, Meghan has already spent three quarters of a million pounds on clothes since her wedding. The woman who stood up for race and gender equality now becomes a symbol of grotesque unfairness, unearned superiority and upper-class hubris.

Is Yasmin on MN? I We cited that Elle article a few weeks ago!