Maybe you should regenerate as TubereuseGal
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Hello Bananas. I like things like that. Recent ebay bargains have included 5 or 10 mls of:
Van Cleef & Arpels Extraordinaire Cologne Noire (rich dark spices and woody notes).
Jardins D'Ecrivains George (beautiful tobacco, woods and spice).
Morabito Or Black (aromatic herbs, woods and resins).
You might also like:
Miller Harris La Fumee (woody aromatic resins)
And harder to get hold of:
Zoologist Elephant (major leather) (you need to get this from Bloom - they do samples).
Tauer's Lonestar Memories (rich leather and smoke) (again, get a sample, available from Les Senteurs - a faff but worth it).