Bananas I am an amateur on this thread really but my suggestion is Halfeti by Penhaligons (or any of the Penhaligons colognes really - they are very old fashioned “smoking my pipe in a leather armchair in the library of my private club whilst talking about the Empire, Old Boy” kind of thing 
I love Penhaligons and have people seen (of course you have
) they are doing some 5 x 5ml Christmas boxes for £32 which looks extremely reasonable and tempting to me...
Judy I’m beginning to think you need the Tom Sawyer tying your tooth (teeth?) to a door handle method. I can totally see why previous generations just got them all whipped out and got dentures. Just think with no dentist bills how much perfume you could buy! Probably not helping am I, sorry 
Janet TF Tobacco Vanilla is just bloody** overpriced Vicks to me. I sat next to a woman wearing it in a hospital waiting room and frankly was ready to kill her by the end of the afternoon. You haven’t been frequenting any hospitals recently I hope?
I’m very jealous of all the DH/Ps who admire your perfume (the catnip thing especially!) I judge my DH’s responses to my perfumes by the number of sneezes he emits (1 for excellent, and so on up to 80 8 in a row being a PM). But then I think he must love me to uncomplainingly do this and also put up with my beloved Floofy Cats who also feature highly on the DH Sneezing Scale 
I must be horrifically selfish as I still wish he could wear lovely aftershave and** smell like a Lebanese Business Man worth licking especially in a small lift
Ahem.