Yes, I agree about the orange lady Mrs, she did at least know what she was selling. Most of the sales assistants today were delightful but stuck very firmly to the 'try our newest fragrance' sales script, with very little deviation. I have absolutely no claim to expertise whatsoever, having only become really interested in perfume in the last couple of months (!!), but having spent many years in retail when I was younger I was a bit disappointed by the apparent lack of 'stock knowledge' today.
The Kilian underwear thing was funny though; the nice young man on the By Kilian concession was proudly showing me the ridiculously OTT satin-lined, skull-encrusted, tasselled boxes the perfumes come in, and I made some comment about how Kilian Hennessey's publicity photos were also always...interesting. 'Oh yes, he's rather dishy, isn't he?' said the young man, and then proceeded to excitedly tell me about the upcoming range of underwear (exclusive to Selfridges, natch).
'But I don't know if the bras are going to be tasselled, though', he said
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Bless him. I really can't imagine that he thought the scruffy, un-made-up, jeans-and-trainers 40-something in front of him was in the market for a Kilian bra, tassels or no tassels, but his enthusiasm was infectious!