Intimate whitening

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So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

Why not just fake-tan the rest of yourself to match?

Thank you space83

I've portrayed myself to be a ' fucked up person ' I think I was called and I'm not but I'm not going to justify myself to anyone who wants to be negative - be malicious then as soon as I respond accuse me of attacking

Yeah one month out of a horrible relationship but I'm quite happy and trying to move on
Probably why I'm sitting here alone as lo at her dads thinking about bleaching my fanny

Don't misunderstand me. If 5 minutes of intercourse were enough to reach climax (in my case)... well, that would be rather neat, wouldn't it? Because working, being a mother etc...

I watch a lot of porn, I don't feel the need to whiten my pussy

5-8 mins of watching porn ?!

I'm not in a relationship but when I was obviously more than 5-8 mins lol

You could do it in 5 minutes if you had been thinking/fantasising about it throughout the day...

I'm off to make a beef goulash. All this talk of Russell group unis for fannies is making me feel a bit spaced out.

In the spirit of human kindness, I hope your fanny gets the sparkling white finish you're hoping for, OP, and brings you great joy as you wank yourself silly watching pornhub.

Presume I'll see you on your next thread as you attempt a Blue Peter boob job using two halves of a sponge ball and some cling film. So you can look like the ladies of Porn Hub up top as well.

I'll be sure to be more supportive next time.

Lol !!!

The first step is realising porn is bullshit. It's not reeeeaaaal!!! The sex is fake the orgasms are fake.

Its like reading a magazine and wondering whether to get a few organs removed so you can get a waistline like that

You know that the porn people you are watching don't have "normal" bits, don't you? RL women don't usually have gravity-defying tits and fanjos like a money box and RL men don't normally have cocks like babies arms and ripped abs. Puberty means your bits become functional; they change from being little girl bits into adult, functional genitalia.

Polly

Oh gosh this post is so funny!
Just the comments have had me in stitches

Intimate lightening is a legit thing and it's really not that uncommon, as the vagina can become much darker in areas due to ageing and also childbirth. I haven't any personal experience with lightening my vagina but I knew a woman who used to order cream off of Amazon for it that she said worked. I'm sure it was called Casper but I don't think it was spelt that way, can't remember how it was spelt though.

Wasn't it Stratters (apologise if it isn't) who tried to bleach her arse with toothpaste and ended up with a blue arsehole?

I can't see how having whiter labia would add anything to my enjoyment of life

Ok, purely in the interest of research, I have asked DH if he thinks blokes care what colour someone's fanjo is when they are about to shag.
I can assure you, OP, that in his experience men don't care at all.

Hope that helps.

very i used to think that blokes cared about fanny hair, queefs, how big your clit was, whether youre on your period or any number of things seen as embarrassing but i now realise they're getting sex and that's literally all they care about

Or maybe the ones i'm fucking are just really desperate

This thread is amazing

Gotta ask though OP - how much time do you spend looking at your own labia to think it needs bleaching? and to see the finished result You must be super bendy or smth?

I would just like to point out, it was never a lifelong ambition to become an anal bleaching professional.

I moved to another country and re did my beauty therapy certificate. We were told to expect to be training in skin bleaching the next day. Turned up in class to a man on all fours proudly exclaiming his starfish wouldnt be chocolate for long took me at least 10 minutes to realise what we were expected to do

And here's me thinking that shaving my legs was making an effort

I don't understand the level of kicking you have received on this OP. Personally have no experience of whitening as I can't be arsed to even shave my legs half the time lol.

But please leave it to the professionals as I'm sure it would be bloody sore if it went wrong!

Hope it all goes all white right for you

I've heard it all now. Seriously wtaf!