What the actual fuck are these abominations all about then?

[WilburIsSomePig]

www.clarks.co.uk/p/26112911

£200!!

These shoes featured in my dreams last night! That makes them the shoes of my dreams I suppose. Anyone want to lend me £100?

My eyes!!
Just wtaf are those things??

Just showed them to DP and he said they are the mousedogbird of shoes!
I said more like a sheepcowboot!

WomanScorned I love those boots!

Yeah, but so is Donald Trump

I think there should be a price for the first person spotting someone wearing them in real life. Maybe bleach for their eyeballs. Or alternative a badge would do.

Price? Prize.

God I wish I hadn't seen those, er, shocks?

But this thread is funny

THEY COST 100.00! Its an early April fools gag. Must be.

Actually the socks are quite nice.

I think Clarks should lower the price drastically and market 'em as socks with removable shoes

... with emphasis on the removable!

You do realise they are the perfect boot for the British climate. You know, those days when it's freezing in the morning and then about 10 mins of sunny weather in the afternoon?
Just start off in full boot and casually slip off the sock when required.
When it gets chilly again, slip the sock back on and glow in a sense of accomplishment as passers by stare in wonder and jealousy at your adaptable attire.

You're all missing a trick.

Definitely designed as camouflage for hooves. Not very good camouflage.

I serious thought they must have been a gag at first, though.

Ha ha. That is a fake web page, right?
Please tell me no one in their right mind would buy those or think they are a good idea to sell?
Someone or someones need sacking.

Bahahahahhaahha SHOCKS Bahahahaahahahhahahaah!

Completely accurate Stellar67

Don't you all get it? These are the PERFECT solution for the "shoes on or off in the house" war! Leave the outer contraption at the door, walk around in your stylish and warm fleece socks, safe in the knowledge that you haven't REALLY taken your boots off, only half. Hey presto, world peace is restored, on MN anyway.

Clarks' designers next job: resolving the parent and child parking debate.

Thanks for this. I laughed so much that hot chocolate came out of my nose, followed by several minutes of violent coughing and choking then another 10 of laughing so hard I cried. This thread has really brightened my morning!

Is anyone else finding the more they look at them the more viable they're becoming? I'm mentally wondering what I could wear with them. A bed sheet is all I've got so far.

If only Clarks could sort the toilet roll debate, that would be genius.

Holy fuck. I really wish I hadn't clicked on that.

Wow - I didn't expect them to be that bad, I actually did say, out loud, "what the fuck are those?!"

They're APPALLING!!

Would they be any good for people with their leg in a plaster cast? I wonder how wide they open up...

I also don't understand what season they might be for - wet optional socks anyone? Lovely!

And all for the bargain price of 100 British pounds.

^Would they be any good for people with their leg in a plaster cast?*

That's it! They must have been aiming at that (very) niche market.

I really can see this thread being in the DM under the caption "hilarious" soon.

Only for once, they'll be telling the truth

Still laughing. Laughed discretely in the playground while dropping off DD. Couldn't get the vision of sheep shoes out of my head. Must have looked like a simpleton.

Thank you Op, made my week.

Goodness, now I know why the MN sockpuppet hasn’t posted for a while!

It’s trussed up face down in a dodgy boot.

Shall we pay the ransom or not? Only 200 100 pounds!