Maybe Yes, Maybe No, May Be Crepey

[QueenQueenie]

Unilateral decision... No space for consultation. Call me Dave...

I spent much of yesterday lurking round the house in case ds fancied company or help (he has loadsa GCSEs this week). He didn't, which meant I got to occupy the moral high ground while also occupying my sun lounger, at one point clutching a martini .

Oh,yes, Lalsy, those are my duties during exams. Being available. Being calm and zen-like - which requires much concentration on my own personal pleasure.

Absolutely, Molly. We should write the alternative Tiger Mom book.

Oooops, hope that didn't sound rude or anything. Avert your minds, dear Crepeys. Look at some kittens:

livestream.com/tinykittens/eve

Or poison, MrsS? This is quite alarming.

Actually, I'd bet it was drugs.

Oh, yes, lalsy, and kittens fit in rather well with that.

What, like cooking up crystal meth in the chemistry lesson?

Lalsy

OK, Molly, but I am allergic - I will concentrate on martini recipes and you can do kittens. Fair enough?

Lol at you two on loungers concentrating
Molly I have downloaded Her and have read 5 chapters. I like it v much. Thank you

Ok , if I booked for the weekend of the12th June would that suit the Crepey majority.??

A few industrious girls at our school grew marajana in the biology greenhouse. Could be that I guess

The weekend 12-14 June would be good for me. Dd will have just finished AS levels so I will be celebrating.

sounds fine to moi...

I have a luncheon on 13 June (with someone who is On The Telly), but am otherwise free. Well, I say that, but I have an assignment deadline around then so may well be just working my veritable arse clean off and have to cry off any extracurricular activity.

Cremo, and everyone else, I could do the Friday 12th June. Or Sunday 15th.

Can I just say I've just reached 64,000 words?

Bloke in my sixthform had roaring trade selling the morphine he was prescribed for his ingrown toenail.

Ok will check fight details

Hatty ! Book the Eurostar

Oh no! I can't do that weekend alas. I am going to a fancy pants wedding on the Saturday and then to Alison Moyet on the Sunday. Sorry crepeys. I will try to organise a mini meet another time

I can't Crem - I would so love to meet you but the French bit of the bac for DD2 is on the 19th so I am stuck here I'm afraid.

Just for I went to my secondary school, some girls were expelled for growing weed in the biology lab. It's a wonder my parents still sent me there. The biology mistress was either very naive or she was in on it.

Well done on the word count MI.

Help me, Crepeys, I am in a right tizz. This afternoon, within an hour of sending a brief blurb about myself to the local schools partnership office, I got a call from a faintly desperate HT. I have an 'informal chat' scheduled for Wed afternoon.

And I still have all my resources to prepare for my lesson tomorrow and now can't concentrate. aaargh.

Just catching up..... you are all great fun at the mo: Kittens, farts, stripey bums, words, science labs.

My wi fi has been up the spout. And I've been writing. And the idea of writing a novel in 6 weeks has made me gibber.

Re middle aged discos. I love dancing but I would like to start at about 6 and end before 10pm.

Stropps! Cross post. That's AMAZING. Try and carve yourself plenty of time to prepare for it.

Just in terms of a 'to be' list, as in, how you want to (and don't want to) come across.

Stropps That's fantastic Go for it! You can do it!
Is it Primary or Secondary?

Criminy Stropps! That's amazing! Didn't we all say something would unexpectedly crop up! Fear not - you have to believe what your tutor is telling you about your greatness. Though admittedly I would be cacking it in your shoes.