MI, that place looks like it's really in a class of its own.
How on earth did your df not notice the abominable reviews? Or would he not think to look at reviews? (I can imagine my dm might not think to do that as I don't think she has quite caught up with that bit of the digital age yet).
Ahh, Herbs, Stroppy is probably closer to the mark than Stropps.
Approx. what dates are you in Lyme, as I am fixing up various improving and not-so-improving summer activities for my second-born in an attempt to dissuade him from spending his holidays in a virtual world made of blocks. Or even worse, spending his summer watching videos of other people playing in their virtual worlds.
Would quite like ds to be free to come and meet your ds :) Hive Beach is indeed a good place to meet, but we can meet anywhere that takes your fancy, as long as you can persuade your dp we are not hairy-handed truckers. 
CV, Molly is indeed correct - Stropdog is not known for his obedience - although he will do pretty much anything he is told if he can see the person issuing orders has a sausage. He could do his famous sing-a-long to the harmonica. Maybe ds on the harmonica and Stropdog singing might do it. Or not. 
I think dd was up all night revising for her biology exam, but she alleges the exam went all right. Hmm. Hope she is not thinking of pulling another all-nighter tonight for chemistry tomorrow.