Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us?

[SadSam]

Howdy!!!! Squirrel 3 and I have decided that as we are a bit nutty, we'd like to set up the Nutty Stepmum's Club or NSC. If anyone would like to join us, please add to this post and prove that we are not the only nutters out there!

We would like to add a little bit more nuttyness to our already insane lives!!!!

Morning everyone!

Blimey Squirrel you are messaging in triplicate this morning!

Reflection, you are right, I will try it when he is asleep, much more fun! lol

Morning. Have a great day....

Look at this

It was sent to me, I hope they don't think there is any likeness to me and DP!!!!!

Lol brilliant Squirrel!!!! Although I would say it portrays BM and DP!

No, I really dont want to think of BM NAKED!!!!!!!

Especially with DP!!!!!

AAARRRRGGH!!! Now I've got that image running around my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Need something soothing and calming, maybe a religous awakening.......

I know look at this then veiw presentation,you need sound.

Its so lovely, I had tears rolling down my face when I saw it the first time, very profound.

Ahhhh, I'm all completely calm and peaceful now......

There were a queue of people at the gates of heaven and St Peter said to them "before you enter heaven I shall all grant you one wish. So he goes down all the queue and all of them wished to be beautiful. when St Peter got to the last person he was laughing! "what do you wish" St Peter said and the man said "I wish they were all ugly again!!!"There were a queue of people at the gates of heaven and St Peter said to them "before you enter heaven I shall all grant you one wish. So he goes down all the queue and all of them wished to be beautiful. when St Peter got to the last person he was laughing! "what do you wish" St Peter said and the man said "I wish they were all ugly again!!!"

Why is my computer repeating its self today??

GGRrrrrr! Had the Skids last night and I've just seen the state of the bathroom, one of them has had a leaky biro in there!!!!!

How do you get biro ink out of carpets and off the shower curtain?

GGGRRRRRRRR!!!

THEIR BEDROOM IS COVERED IN IT TOO!!!!

HOW DO TWO KIDS AGED 9 AND 13 MAKE SO MUCH MESS!!!!

Need to watch this again!

Lol - Squirrel, chill hun! Oh and by the way I was talking about the picture portraying my BM and DP i.e. sometimes it feels as though she has him by the balls!!!!

Yep, I can relate to that.

yippie, I've fuond a tip on how to get rid of ink on the carpet, only been trying for an hour, gave up and looked on internet for tips from Kim and Aggie. Here it is:

Got ink on your nice carpet? Don't panic. Blot up the ink with a cloth or blotter.
Next, take a sponge and wet it with a solution of Lysol and Water (ratio 1 teaspoon
Lysol to 1 Quart water) Gently sponge area till ink is gone. Get clean spong and
rinse with water and then dry.

Only need a spel checkr now and Il be happy!!

OMG! I have no life!!!!!!!

Bye all, I'm off to buy a stunning new outfit for a party I'm going to Saturday. Have fun, and be good....

Oh ok, one more joke before I go;

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.

"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,

"Who is Camilla Parker-Bowles?

Ooooops! there goes my knighthood!!!!! {grin]

Good Morning, where is everybody?

Its no good, I can't keep it to myself anymore....

I found something else in SS's bedroom yesterday......

Morning Squirrel. Go on please tell what did you find in SS's bedroom yesteray?

Somebody talk to me please, April 15th a bad day, just looked at this

Feeling a bit traumatised, remind me never to go to Amsterdam.

Oh yes the SS's bedroom....

Don't know if I can say.....

It was really 'icky'!

Squirrel you got to tell us now after coming this far............. please

Well....

I was tidying the bedroom and......

eeurgh!! It was horrible.....

Squirrel............. dont leave us in suspenders! lol

I wa tidying the bedroom and I found......

I found....

I found (13yr old) SS's boxers and.....

and????????????????????..................

I picked up the boxers and screamed EURRRRRRGGGGGH!!!!!

He must have worn them in bed and he must of had an.......

an......

Erm......

eurgh.....

an, erm, 'exciting' dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god........... how horrible is that???? You brave brave woman! I hope you tell him to take a box of tissues with him next time, or you will tie a knot in it! lol

I wonder if Kim and Aggie have got a tip on how to wash them!!!!!!!

Erm no, just put em in the washing machine, but then saying that.......... what actually happens to the "stuff"??? where does it go??? will it contaminate all your other clothes??? oh my god, the men in white coats are coming for me again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!