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Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us?

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SadSam · 29/03/2005 11:53

Howdy!!!! Squirrel 3 and I have decided that as we are a bit nutty, we'd like to set up the Nutty Stepmum's Club or NSC. If anyone would like to join us, please add to this post and prove that we are not the only nutters out there!

We would like to add a little bit more nuttyness to our already insane lives!!!!

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vicdubya · 30/03/2005 11:51

Hi can I be a sort of honorary member?

My skids are nearly grown up now (17 & 18) and although they do still throw the odd curved ball they don;t stay over anymore and life is a lot simpler....but I can always relate iykwim

Yep the driving back & forth used to be such a major part of every weekend, it was only a 20 mile round trip, but when they reached their teens, dsd & dss never wanted picking up at the same time so dh often used to do it 4 times per weekend, not twice!!!

And I think in 10 yrs BM dropped them off / collected them twice!

Like the jokes but I'm a bit sleep deprived today so I'll have to add one when I'm feeling a bit more with it.

Bye for now

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SadSam · 30/03/2005 11:52

He he he great joke Reflection. This is what I wanted to see, less of the serious and more of the chilled out nutty hilarity! Lol

Ok here goes - A pair of jump leads walk into a pub, the landlord says im not serving you...

the jumpleads say why?

the landlord says "cos I know you and you will start something"

oh my god can they get any worse! lol

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squirrel3 · 30/03/2005 11:57

Eenymeenymacaracadaredomdomanacachickalackaompompoo sqirrel signing in, got me big pants at the ready... just... putting... them... on...

OH, Eenymeenymacaracadaredomdomanacachickalackaompompoo!!!! They don't fit, I did too much ...er ...cleaning yesterday!!

Wonder if they sell them on ebay???

Reflection you crack me up!!

squirrel3 · 30/03/2005 11:59

Oh dear, here I go again can't spel!!

Its squirrel

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SadSam · 30/03/2005 12:05

Morning Squirrel - How are you today? Thanks for signing in with todays word! Glad you got your big pants at the ready! Ebay sounds like a good call, Ive just looked on there and there are some "bridget jones style pants" selling on there for 99P with no bids! lol

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reflection · 30/03/2005 12:07

Squeek, no sqirrel...what ever your name is....quick ....hurry. Only 4d 09h 56m left on the BIG PINK PANTS sale at ebay. Bargain price of £1.99. Must be quality as picture available.

Couldn't get close up shot though so don't know if skids are included...

I LOVE THE INTERNET

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SadSam · 30/03/2005 12:11

Lol @ Reflection - Oh bugger, I was keeping them pants on Ebay quiet, was gonna bid on them meself!!!!!

Ah well never mind, will have to go on the 99p ones with skid marks included!

Do you know there isn't anything you CANT buy on Ebay? A guy even tried to auction his body parts on there, well one of his kidneys or something! Its brilliant!

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reflection · 30/03/2005 12:13

Ok. Got to own up....what does lol @ mean?

Nelli29 · 30/03/2005 12:14

Laugh out loud!!

Nelli29 · 30/03/2005 12:15

You're right reflection, I NEED SOME BIG PANTS!!!!

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SadSam · 30/03/2005 12:17

LOL = Laugh out loud
PMSL = P**s myself laughing
ROFL = Roll on the floor laughing
COFLASMSAWM = Collapse on the floor laughing after splitting my sides and wetting myself

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SadSam · 30/03/2005 12:19

Erm that last one by the way I just made up (just in case you didnt know) lol

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reflection · 30/03/2005 12:33

We forget ourselves. No body said hi to Vicdubya.

HELLO to you...

reflection · 30/03/2005 12:35

I feel educated. Thank you this is a proud moment for me...

Now aiming for the PMSL. Come on ladies

squirrel3 · 30/03/2005 12:41

Welcome vicdubya, hope your feeling nutty today.

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SadSam · 30/03/2005 13:00

Oops you are right Reflection, we didnt say hi to Vicdubya - Hi Vicdubya, welcome to our nutty club!!!!

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SadSam · 30/03/2005 13:18

Ok I got a nutty idea to while away the day....... How about we make up a silly story? I will start it off and we each continue to add a line... making it as silly as we can?

Ok Ill start..........

Once upon a time there was a good stepmum and an evil BM ..................
(oops is that a bit too near the knuckle? lol)

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reflection · 30/03/2005 14:10

with only three toes on her left foot...

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SadSam · 30/03/2005 14:18

and one toe on her right foot.....

(I do hope your on about the wicked BM and not the good stpmum? lol)

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squirrel3 · 30/03/2005 14:20

with a wart on her nose...

reflection · 30/03/2005 14:54

She (the BM) was hobbling down the road and all of a sudden there was a bright light....

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SadSam · 30/03/2005 15:03

"Yes Satan" the wicked BM said.........

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squirrel3 · 30/03/2005 15:36

Satan's voice boomed "Hello, my favourite daughter...

reflection · 30/03/2005 15:37

"I have a job for you my precious one...

Tallyho...I'm offski. Catchup tomorrow. Have fun...

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SadSam · 30/03/2005 15:38

The wicked BM said "Hello Master, what can I do for you"

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