Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us?

[SadSam]

Howdy!!!! Squirrel 3 and I have decided that as we are a bit nutty, we'd like to set up the Nutty Stepmum's Club or NSC. If anyone would like to join us, please add to this post and prove that we are not the only nutters out there!

We would like to add a little bit more nuttyness to our already insane lives!!!!

Hey Im back. Internet has been sooooo slow that by the time I got the thread opened Id ahve some more work to do. Its better now as I moaned really loudly bout how I couldnt get on to Mumsnet and theyed better do something or Id stop making the tea.
Feel like falling asleep too. Dd is much better according to dp shes had a few hours sleep (lucky cow)and has perked up a bit tho not running round madly as usual. Washing is all done too so I can put my feet up when I get in (ha ha). Funnily enough my dp doesnt do ironing either but he has cut the grass while dd was asleep and got dinner ready.

I like having dp at home looking after dd and the house

where did you find your lovely dp's? I am so jealous

My dp does cook a lot of the time but thats it really, come to think of it when we first got together he used to do loads more around the house.... Mmmmmmmmmmmmm where have I gone wrong?

I ran into mine in a local shop - literally! And I've never looked back

I deserve it tho even if I do say so myself, my ex was a complete tosser and a bully so I'm enjoying every minute of my wonderful DP

I deserve a nice dp too!!!!!!!!!!

Of course you do - everyone does

Perhaps you should go on strike to make him realise how much you do and how much he doesn't do

Or just "forget" to do things, I tried that with my exp and it didn't work for me but I know lots of people it did work for

Failing that, threaten to give him a bobbit snip! Ha ha, only kidding of course - that'd get you into too much trouble

lol at bobbit snip. thatd certainly get him up and moving Not necessarily doing anything construtive mind you. Id go for the strike option myself.

(actually am waiting for the day dp comes on here to moan about his lazy partner who expects him to do all the housework and look after dd )

Got me bobbit knife at the ready (all nice and sharp) got the lap-top until Thursday

Hurrah Maybe I wont be too busy today and we can have a caht

(and the odd drink or too)

Yes please, what are we drinking?

But it's Thursday tomorrow Squirrel!!

You can always hide behind the curtains again

I know but when I told my friend about the suggestion that I should kidnap the lap-top, you should have seen this grown man cry "NO! Not my baby!" he cried!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will have to make the most of it and have a couple of bottles of virtual wine and (who knows)if we raise a glass or two to my friend John he may let me borrow it again!

To John

There you go John, you got a mention on Mumsnet!!!

Atm I am drinking Earl Grey but would be more than happy to swop for something stronger. Think we need champagne and smoked salmon to celebrate squirrel being with us for today at least. and nice freash soda bread to out the salmon on too. mmmmmmm

Sounds good to me Tarantula

Oooh! Champagne and smoked salmon - that sounds so nice! Puts a bit of a damper on the egg mayonnaise sandwiches I've got for lunch tho!

I've never tried soda bread before, mmmmmmmmmm interesting, goes well with the salmon though tarantula.

Its not fair!!!!!

Why are they expecting you to work?

Oh well I'll jusht hav to dwink all of thish ch, ch, champange all to meselsh!!! emoticon]]

All thsi work is taking me longer cos hte champagne is causing problems with my concentration.

soda bread is yummy stuff and dead easy to make too cept that I just never get round to it.

I think they've got a damn cheek - I did some work yesterday!!

Anyone care for another ?

I know NAAM they should pay us at least twice as much if they want us to do some work EVERYDAY. Guess Ill have to angle for a payrise HA HA

Oh yes please

Found a recipe might try to make some to fill the void when I can't get on here.