i hate derby days with a passion. I want them to be languishing in the lower leagues. Anyone who likes a derby wants their head reading.
Oh god, same!! i loved it when Cologne were in the 2nd division (unfortunately only one season), and when Wednesday play United it's just unbearable. All the really bad tempered stuff is beyond my comprehension.
but then i have never got the whole "i am a fan of x team and i hate everything related to y team with such a passion that i behave like a cunt"