What the hell is this?

[shamoffour]

Right this monster is on my back, I'm thinking its a massive blackhead?
It's got a hole in the middle and dp has given it a good squeeze (which is why it's red) after a soak in the bath but nothing.
Any ideas how to get rid of it?
Preferably tonight

Tell him if he doesn't do it you will and you could damage yourself and end in hospital and THEN WHAT.

That must've been there AGES...how wonderful!

Ha ha it's literally in between my shoulder blades.
Right I'm phoning my mum.

Ooh that looks so close to going, where are you, I'll do it for you?

Dame it has
But I was t sure what it was.

Don't forget to take more pictures !!!

Woo hoo mums on her way round with a needle!!!!

Right. I've just thought of the way to make my fortune.

A sporners for hire website. I charge people £10 to register, then when someone needs a willing helper a job like this, they just type in their postcode and find their nearest sporner.

I'll be on the rich list by this time next year...

Mist I'm just outside Manchester

Hooray,good old mum!!

How far away is she?

Treacle that genius I would join!

I'd be right in there. Love nothing better than squeezing a spot!!

Dame 5 mins away

Ooft.

Hurry up sham's Mum

not placemarking at all no

Dilated pore of winer?

Dr Pimple Popper knows aaaaaaalllll about those.

There could be additional charging structures.

Thing is, would I charge the squeezer or the squeezee? Who would gain the most from the exchange and be most easy to exploit for money?!

Charge both! And make me a partner (you'll need a lawyer, right?)

Shamelessly place marking for updates

Oh god I feel under pressure I'm pacing!
Come on mum! I will get dp to take photos

Ooooh live sporn

Omg that video was amazing!! I don't like the cyst ones but give me a nice solid black head any day of the week.

Love it

Aargh why did I Google pore of winer boak

shamoffour this is my first ever LTB and I personally thinks he deserves it for letting us ALL down...