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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

What the hell is this?

311 replies

shamoffour · 31/07/2017 19:22

Right this monster is on my back, I'm thinking its a massive blackhead?
It's got a hole in the middle and dp has given it a good squeeze (which is why it's red) after a soak in the bath but nothing.
Any ideas how to get rid of it?
Preferably tonightGrin

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Ninjakittysmells · 31/07/2017 23:23

Oh my!!!

My ex had one like this on his shoulder, he was an absolute bastard, it just for one night I'd like him back so I can try the steam bottle trick. It would have been majestic Grin

Elledouble · 31/07/2017 23:23

That's so gross. I love it. I really want a big blackhead somewhere accessible like my leg so that I can squeeze it.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 31/07/2017 23:30

Ds has lovely clear skin but the other day I noticed a HUGE blackhead on his ear!!! It was just under the curled over top but of the ear so really easy to get out. It literally must've come up over night as he's a sporner too and wouldn't have allowed anything to fester.

We bonded in the kitchen with me digging it out of his lug hole . It was a moment I'll treasure foreverSmile

LastGirlOnTheLeft · 31/07/2017 23:34

When I was young I remember being horrified at my Dad's back when he washed himself in the kitchen sink (70s) because he had lots of those fellas!!!
I think they might be toxins? My dad currently has asbestosis and he worked around quarries and also garages..

GirlInTheDirtyShirt · 31/07/2017 23:41

Not marking place for tomorrow's climactic removal AT ALL honest

Evilstepmum01 · 31/07/2017 23:45

Oooh, that's gonna be a big one!

Placemarking shamelessly! Grin

wobblywonderwoman · 31/07/2017 23:48

Place marking...

Fozzleyplum · 31/07/2017 23:59

Excellent thread! I am lucky enough to have a teenage DS who has lots of little spots and blackheads; he's like a gruesome version of a Girl's World doll. Sadly ( for me) he hasn't yet managed to produce anything like this for me to have a go at.

Fozzleyplum · 01/08/2017 00:01

Hmm..Girl's World Sporner Edition- could be my Dragons' Den moment...

JumboLina · 01/08/2017 00:02

Anyone else literally salivating?!

pieceofpurplesky · 01/08/2017 00:28

My
Mum has a similar one that fills up often. The sporn that keeps on sporning

Refilona · 01/08/2017 00:39

I volunteer to do it, dh had an amazing one on his leg that left a big hole behind. I'm a pro. No?... Blush

Babyiwantabump · 01/08/2017 00:43

Shameless place mark waiting for tomorrow's result!

MimsyBorogroves · 01/08/2017 00:54

Thread has made insomnia worthwhile.

insurmuntable · 01/08/2017 00:59

It looks like a sebaceous cyst.

thebigbluedustbin · 01/08/2017 01:01

aaah keep going it looks so close.

donajimena · 01/08/2017 01:05

Oh my goodness that looks amazing. I'm on my way to Manchester.

64PooLane · 01/08/2017 01:13

I love threads like this but I'm afraid to watch the videos for some reason.

The glass bottle thing sounds AMAZING though.

debbs77 · 01/08/2017 01:20

Ooh watching for tomorrow's update!

cailyaclara · 01/08/2017 01:26

Shamelessly placemarking! I'd be so annoyed if I had one like that which was out of reach.

Flowerbunty · 01/08/2017 01:33

I need to know if this monster comes out to play!

peepholepringle · 01/08/2017 02:23

OP, that blackhead is glorious. Very jealous over here. Make sure you get whoever removes it for you to film it so you don't miss out!!

endofthelinefinally · 01/08/2017 02:27

Are you sure it isnt a mole?
Get the nurse to look at it.

ohfourfoxache · 01/08/2017 07:30

That is a thing of beauty op Grin

shamoffour · 01/08/2017 08:25

Hello I'm back nothing exciting to report yet it's a bit red from all the attacking last night. Dp has gone off to work early so I will ask the 12 year old to but some more mag sulphate on it this morning. I'm sure it will be the highlight of her dayGrin

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