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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

What the hell is this?

311 replies

shamoffour · 31/07/2017 19:22

Right this monster is on my back, I'm thinking its a massive blackhead?
It's got a hole in the middle and dp has given it a good squeeze (which is why it's red) after a soak in the bath but nothing.
Any ideas how to get rid of it?
Preferably tonightGrin

OP posts:
banivani · 03/08/2017 11:15

putdownyourphone

I've saved your first pic as my screensaver

This, people, is a true fan of the sporn. is impressed

I'm not so sure these can be drawn? I think there's a crusty lid on them like, possibly with soft stuff underneath but the whole thing could be solid. It needs to be picked out. I think the aforementioned business idea has merit and value, btw. Dragon's Den?

Bubblysqueak · 03/08/2017 15:58

Well??? Has he been evicted yet or have you bought him his own bucket and spade for the beach?

banivani · 03/08/2017 16:44

I've been having fantasies about that bottle method.

64PooLane · 03/08/2017 19:48

Come ON, OP. Come back to us!

cailyaclara · 03/08/2017 20:16

Is it bad that I keep checking this thread... Grin

TheDailyWail · 03/08/2017 21:00

Me too!

tomatopuree · 04/08/2017 06:54

Found this video on Facebook. Hopefully it will open for you. This might be your solution

www.facebook.com/SpotPopping/videos/871036423044287/

BadlyParkedRangeRover · 04/08/2017 09:31

Excellent video tomato
OP where are you??

banivani · 04/08/2017 09:44

Great video tomato!

banivani · 04/08/2017 09:49

Posted too soon. Not just great, AWESOME in all the original sense of the word. When that big lump comes out!!! Anyway, that's why I don't think "drawing" will work, I think it's one of them crusty ones like in the video.

OutrageousFlavourLikeFreesias · 04/08/2017 09:57

Tomato that was spectacular. Thank you!

Longdistance · 04/08/2017 11:02

Thanks tomato that was a gift that kept giving Shock

picklemepopcorn · 04/08/2017 11:04

Oh my days! Phenomenal. So soothing...

picklemepopcorn · 04/08/2017 11:05

I bet she was glad she was filming that one... and definitely the way to go, OP.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 04/08/2017 11:25

Omg that video was amazing!!! That ear hadn't seen any soap and water for a very long time , blerk!!!

LordPercy · 04/08/2017 11:33

Jaysus I thought they were picking out brain, that went on for so long. That was ace.

picklemepopcorn · 04/08/2017 11:53

And joined up! Must stop washing behind my ears, see what I can grow...

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 04/08/2017 11:59

I wonder if those holes will just grow over or if they'll just fill up with gunk again?

banivani · 04/08/2017 12:11

Me too. sigh

MrsTerryPratchett · 04/08/2017 14:38

That video was mmmmmmmm. Is it wrong that I really want DH to develop one of those. He thinks my sporning love is very odd Sad

FabulouslyGlamorousFerret · 04/08/2017 14:56

Oh my ... that ear video!! I hope the patient was under a GA! 😱

splatattack · 04/08/2017 15:03

Eagerly watching this one!!

picklemepopcorn · 04/08/2017 15:50

I don't think they would have needed it, unlike the scary lady who cut and scraped them out. This one was so gentle...

MamaHanji · 04/08/2017 15:54

My dh has a few of those on his back and he doesn't let me touch any of his amazing black heads and spots.

I hate him. I literally itch whenever I see them. I know damn well I could get them out so good. It would be epic. Angry

SloanePeterson · 04/08/2017 16:03

Holy fuck that video Shock surely they'd be left with a gap in hole that will just refill with whatever the hell all that crap was?? I have a blackhead that is right on the crease of my nostril that I empty every now and again (lovely) though it's small fry compared to that beauty. When I do that I think it looks worse as it's just a hole! No idea if reducing or banishing it forever is possible.

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