What the hell is this?

[shamoffour]

Right this monster is on my back, I'm thinking its a massive blackhead?
It's got a hole in the middle and dp has given it a good squeeze (which is why it's red) after a soak in the bath but nothing.
Any ideas how to get rid of it?
Preferably tonight

Blatantly placemarking

Ha ha I'm loving the dinner offers!!
Ooh do you think we might end up in the daily mail?!!

I'm in Portugal - more than happy to get on a plane to 'assist' with that op...

I did the bottle trick on a boob!! You're all wimps!

Oh I was hoping to see during and after photos

Am I the only one that finds squeezing anything like this, totally repulsive and vomit inducing, but can't drag myself off the thread

Have you tried a compede plaster, they are brilliant for drawing stuff out

Oooooooooohhhhhhh! That looks so good! My grandma has one of these on the side of her face just in front of her ear. I've been wanting to get at it for years, but she's a dr and definitely NOT a sporner. She'd tell me off for even asking to squeeze it. I dream about getting it out!

Any news please op?

*Today 10:51 Mysa74

Any news please op?*

^^this!! How are you doing?

I've been desperate for an update!

I find biros quite useful for this kind of thing. So start by taking out the refill part and then depending on the size of the blackhead use either the refill or the main part of the biro to press down around the blackhead. It might help to warm it up a bit with a hot flannel or a shower.

This is uncanny. Last night I dreamt I had a blackhead or spot on my cheek and when I squoze it it was like I squoze hard on a tube of toothpaste. Then I woke up and now this.

op how can you leave us like this???

This is a wonderful thread!

I'm here I'm here sorry!!!

Day out with the kids so no updates! I will call Drs first thing I promise it looks just the same but I'm itching to get rid of it. Dp is out tonight so no chance of him poking it again!

Mike that sounds fabulous I wish mine would do that!

I can't believe I'm place marking on this. Usually sporners corner makes me feel a bit queasy no offence

The biro trick is good , pull the nib and ink thingy out then place it over the blackhead and push.

It's too big for the inside of a biro to go round it. It's kind of got a hard ball under the skin.
Kindle it's fine I'm a novice spooner some of the videos are too hardcore for me.

Oops sporner not spooner as my usernames suggests I'm not a novice spooner

Aah sorry just realised the outside bit of the biro sorry it's been one of those days.

You have a rare treasure, OP. I'm terribly jealous. Might I recommend Josefa Reina's YouTube video "giant blackheads on the ear"? Part I and II. Go on. I'll wait.

Omg why did i watch that video!!?

Reinas's? Coz it's amaaaaazing. If we don't get to see OP's pop I'll be very disappointed 😁