Right MNHQ, I'm looking at you.

[ShowOfHands]

You know what I want. Enough with the delayed gratification.

I will not be moved. I have a banner.

Do it.

I think there are two very interesting angles to all of this.

Firstly, SOH or MNHQ deciding bumsex should be in a separate area places a value judgement on it: it shows that they consider bumsex to be an atypical activity. Much can be gleaned about SOH's sex life when we know where she would put sado-masochism, fetishism, transvestitism etc., to name but a few

Secondly, I put it to you, ladies, that bumsex has nothing whatsoever to do with bumsex: it is about rebelling, being naughty, saying rude things and chortling in public. If we hide it away then we lose that element of it. I, for one, don't really want to go off into a corner and have a big discussion about anal sex, but I do like being rude and silly and scrutinising other people's passages

Thing is, you can be smutty everywhere still. But specific "How do I know what strap-on my eric will enjoy?"-type threads can ooze away in a corner without irritating too many people.

Are there threads like that? Oh, okay, I see...

Oooh ooh ooh ,

DT's cock?

There's nothing to it.

This is the kind of cock I like to get down with...

Will nobody ask Bran what she thinks?

I asked her. And I agreed.

I think there should be a sex topic.

ffs (pardon the pun) there's a topic about horses and chickens, so there ought to be one about sex!

not sex with horses or chickens you understand.

Although that isn't to be underrated.

I still prefer little weirdos in their sweet walnut boats.

BumsNet?

You know, a couple of years ago we were talking about how to identify mners if we met in rl, there was talk of a handshake then came the bags and the badges and t-shirts.

Nowadays, it seems the MNer will be the one sitting on a rubber ring.

I'm confused about the Friday Night Topic bringing in weirdos... This is Mumsnet, isn't it made up of weirdos? If we weren't weird wouldn't we be on Bounty or NetMums or somewhere equally fluffy?

I like being weird gets upset

I agree, serenity. In fact, I think we don't have enough weirdos.

And we can deal with any pervs that might find their way here because of it.

Blowing the trumpet for Friday Bumsnet

AIBU to think that perhaps this thread, in itself, has turned INTO a bumsex thread? Especially with all the talk of a certain chicken horse cock???

Drawn in by the trumpeting

Hully where/how do you find things like that???

Spies, you say?

I have it on good authority that 007 is partial to a bit of bumsex

You have to prepare properly though. 007 feels the need for a long soak before hand.

Has it worked yet?

I reckon we need proactive action ladies, start invading other threads and they will need to move us to our own space...

Good lord. Nary a hamster to cover his glory.

Why, Jack?