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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 13:55

You know what I want. Enough with the delayed gratification.

I will not be moved. I have a banner.

Do it.

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Hullygully · 02/02/2010 14:23

I want to call my child Bumbo.

BigBadMummy · 02/02/2010 14:24

I have no idea what show is on about but I love a bit of cock action and will always participate in the bumsex threads.

So whatever showofhands wants I support

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Hullygully · 02/02/2010 14:25

Pervy weirdos are a GOOD THING - they are a lot of fun.

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:25

Dangerous territory Flame. Relationships is home to the 'LEAVE HIM NOW' brigade. And of course if his phone's on silent he's banging the secretary.

No, no, I won't start running it down, relationships does a lot of good work and has its place.

C'mon Helen, you're strangely silent.

You can namechange and post in my new topic if you want. You can reserve all the best names for you and tech. You know you want to.

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HelenMumsnet · 02/02/2010 14:26
HelenMumsnet · 02/02/2010 14:27

Whaddya mean, 'me and Tech'? Don't you go starting rumours now. I'm a happily married woman, you know...

ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:28

The pervy weirdos are drawn here anyway like dirty moths to a ravishing flame.

You don't have to call it 'The Big Throbbing Bumsex And Lube' topic. Call it the Friday Night topic, we all know what it means. Or 'Conjugal Nastiness' or 'Hopping on the Good Leg Doing The Bad Thing'. Whatever, it's not if you build it they will cum (sic), they're coming anyway and at least we can ring fence them.

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Hullygully · 02/02/2010 14:28

Yeah but your dh is at it with the dinner lady.

Rhubarb · 02/02/2010 14:28

dd read what someone had written in the dust of a van once, it read 'cock sucker'. She mulled this over and than asked "wouldn't they just get feathers in their mouth?"

Bless her innocence!

Well if you won't have UP WITH WILLIES how about DOWN ON COCKS?

I haven't seen any cock action for a while now....

JustAnotherManicMummy · 02/02/2010 14:28

Tish, Toosh, Tish, Toosh, Boom Boom
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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:30

You and tech as separate entitites, one in a shed, one in a Cath Kidston themed democracy, never the twain shall meet. HelenMumsnet did not have technological relations with that IT geek.

Now, where are we in negotiations. I've set out my stall, I can't hold my legions back much longer, they're about to revolt.

Say yes Helen, Justine won't mind.

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Bella32 · 02/02/2010 14:30

I'm confused.

Bumsex can intersect with lube and threesomes but must not intersect with relationships?

Yet surely lube is a subset of bumsex? Or is it a union?

HelenMumsnet · 02/02/2010 14:31
Flamesparrow · 02/02/2010 14:32

Down On Cocks! I like.

Yup, they are v scary on there. Tbh, when I faced him with the list of stuff, he did agree that he would suspect him too...

ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:36

Helen, you could take the dinner lady.

C'mon. I always liked you best. I did approach Geraldine first but she didn't have the balls or the beauty to ok such a progressive topic. No, you're our natural leader, it's as we thought.

Do it, do it, do it.

Flame, I spend a lot of time on the 'puter in secret, I delete the history and, er, have stuff in my favourites that serenity linked me to on lj. Relationships would tell you I'm having an affair too.

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Hullygully · 02/02/2010 14:37

Watch out, Helen

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Rhubarb · 02/02/2010 14:42

I mean every cock is different, there are some fuck ugly cocks and some quite nice looking cocks.

I like to look at mens groins to see which way their cock is lying and then point this out to dh.

Sometimes I mistakenly do this out loud to anyone I happen to be sitting near.

ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:43

Oh God bring back Tennant. What is that man? With his weird eyebrows. I beg of you.

Yes, initiation, that's what this is.

We've been quite clear with our demands. The brass band is stuck in a loop playing Oh When The Saints repeatedly, do the right thing Helen.

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SkaterGrrrrl · 02/02/2010 14:44

"I tried giving a toss but would rather MN."

I find that hard to swallow.

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