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Right MNHQ, I'm looking at you.

464 replies

ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 13:55

You know what I want. Enough with the delayed gratification.

I will not be moved. I have a banner.

Do it.

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crumpette · 02/02/2010 16:22

whoops sorry I am meant to be back on the wholesome threads..

dawntigga · 02/02/2010 16:30

Seriously, with sites like Informed Concent etc. the 'weirdies' as you put them are more than catered for. Give it a months trial run if it doesn't work out bin the idea.

KnowsAboutICCosSheMakesCorsetsTiggaxx

ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 16:34

A trial run. Great idea tigga.

Because even if all the porn.com sites have a big announcement saying 'MN has a Friday Night topic', they'd have to follow it up with a 'don't get excited, the posters are the same, still not falling for our crap stories and waffling on about boden in the main and most of them are hiding the topic anyway, but hey, the words Friday and Night in a topic title might blind them all to sense, change them all tangibly and they'll start posting pictures of their dungeons on their profiles'.

Trial run
Trial run
Trial run

C'mon.

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Hullygully · 02/02/2010 16:40
Hassled · 02/02/2010 16:42

When I started reading I was thinking no way, but now I'm with Show of Hands. I've been swayed by reasonable arguments, well made, plus I want a nice new topic to hide.

I have an album called "Rebel Songs of Ireland" which might have come in handy, but sadly no record player.

ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 16:50

I have a record player. Welcome aboard Hassled.

Hully, don't worry about them they have a lot of biscuits and a shed, that's more than I have. Feel sorry for me.

I'll leave it MNHQ but know this, I'm not after sanctioned smut, I think it makes sense. It's there anyway, it always will be there and I think at the moment, it's there in the wrong place.

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psychomum5 · 02/02/2010 16:51

they should do it then just for me (not that I am prolific at bum sex at all) as I am very poorly and it would make me happy and betterer to know that they listened and obeyed

LauraIngallsWilder · 02/02/2010 16:56

This thread is rofl funny

I rather like the idea of a friday night topic - then all the bumsex threads can hide there and my innocent brain wont be tarnished with them

Hullygully · 02/02/2010 16:57

I don't feel sorry for them any more. I just remembered that they asked you to start a thread to garner opinions.

Go Show!

Bella32 · 02/02/2010 17:15

SOH - am I right in thinking your objection is about bumsex being in the wrong place?

Isn't that the whole point?

Hullygully · 02/02/2010 17:20

Tee hee

Rhubarb · 02/02/2010 17:25

If you do have such a thread MNHQ then I shall frequent it every night to talk about cocks. Including DT's cock and speculation on all the cocks of the world's leaders (Putin has a tiny limp one).

I shall also be considering the accents cocks have when the come and if all Scottish people have ginger pubes.

I'm sure that will get the vote!

MollyRoger · 02/02/2010 17:33

I'm not one to beat about the bush. As a long-standing member, I think it's about time we had this out in the open. There's no point in shoving bumsex in all over the place, willy nilly. We've got to find the right position for such a big thing. I understand some people are uncomfortable with having it forced down their throats. I myself felt a little uptight at first. Surely we could squeeze it in, if there is the right opening in relationships.
I think it's very good of Soh to tackle this. i think we should back her up all the way..

Hullygully · 02/02/2010 17:35

Molly - what do you mean? I have been back through your passage and I remain in the dark.

MmeLindt · 02/02/2010 17:39
Biscuit
2010aQuintessentialOdyssey · 02/02/2010 17:40

We could call the topic:
TheShowofRapidlyMovingHands

MollyRoger · 02/02/2010 17:45

Hully, I'm just trying to get to the bottom of things. I think, if you work your way slowly through my passage, things should slip into place for you.

Bella32 · 02/02/2010 17:48

Molly - are you saying we ought to just bend over and take it?

Hullygully · 02/02/2010 17:49

Molly wants to be ringleader.

MollyRoger · 02/02/2010 17:54

[cat bum face]
or should that be hot pork poker face?

JustAnotherManicMummy · 02/02/2010 17:55

Right, I've been solidly playing "Oh When The Saints" in the background for bloomin' hours now

PixieOnaLeaf · 02/02/2010 18:07

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LeninGrad · 02/02/2010 18:57

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BitOfFun · 02/02/2010 19:19

There is too much smut to be contained in one thread, LG, rolling or otherwise.

LeninGrad · 02/02/2010 19:26

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