quote of the week

[lissielou]

can i nominate this from meowmix please

By meowmix on Mon 05-Mar-07 06:58:56
"Get out! Mummy is ALLOWED to POO IN PRIVATE" seems to be my personal mantra at the moment. And whats nice about that is its memorable and good to teach all his friends at nursery. and the teacher. and to tell the doctor. And my work colleagues.

from this thread

Any nominations for this week?

Nominating this gem from Riss70 on a thread about teenage gluttony:
Dangers of hiding snacks in your knicker drawer

Boco on the TRavel/weekend breaks thread about 'let's send CD somewhere she would hate'
"Me adn dp had to take separate holidays before dcs. He went to Aushwitz, i went to Gran Canaria. Both harrowing in their own way." followed by her descriptions of what they wanted out of their hols, and what they got!

V funny.

waaaayTMI on Mon 18-Jun-07 10:08:21

"Also as long as both people ejoy it, is a bit of spanking ok in everyones opinion?"

I like the way this question is asked so politely, as though we are discussing the correct method of dressing devon scones

MP. Any more for any more?

no
no one has been finny htis wek
a POOr week

have you forgotten dh's dead horse already cod?

oooooooooooooooh yes very good

what dead horse is this?

OURS
bog orf

By Aitch on Sun 17-Jun-07 22:54:59
absolutely that's the point. did not the suffragettes chain themselves to railings to fight for the rights of women to be just as tossy as men? did that poor King's horse die in vain?

LInk please.

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FFS

Can I nominate a picture of the week....

slight subsistence

the high sift

10/10 for perseverance! Duly noted.

SMS?????

Its late

And to think it really bugs me when I see bad links. It makes the whole thread look untidy

Sorry Lilac but this madde me LOL
'Last time we had Anal, DP pissed me by commenting on my slack fango ;so I decided to squeeze hard unfortunately I squeezed to hard and made him cry. Gonna try that again sometime'

From Waaaaay TMI

By Slubberdegullion on Mon 11-Jun-07 21:05:22

And there are some lumps on the top. Like when you were 14 and you knew there was just a giant zit coming, about 3 days away, and the skin is rising up.

from \link{http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk?reverse=1&topicid=1379 &threadid=336778&rnd=1182201110953}

It may not seem funny but when you realise she is talking about a acake and not a 14yo's face it is pretty amusing.

OK OK OK - I know when to quit

www.mumsnet.com/Talk?reverse=1&topicid=1379&t hreadid=336778&rnd=1182201110953

This by Liliac today

'Last time we had Anal, DP pissed me off by commenting on my slack fango ;so I decided to squeeze hard unfortunately I squeezed to hard and made him cry. Gonna try that again sometime'