quote of the week

[lissielou]

can i nominate this from meowmix please

By meowmix on Mon 05-Mar-07 06:58:56
"Get out! Mummy is ALLOWED to POO IN PRIVATE" seems to be my personal mantra at the moment. And whats nice about that is its memorable and good to teach all his friends at nursery. and the teacher. and to tell the doctor. And my work colleagues.

from this thread

One from Lulumam on this thread

By lulumama on Tue 10-Apr-07 21:59:44

you cannot squash your baby

if a pregnant woman's body was so badly designed, the human race would have died out long ago !

oh I wish I could say something memorable

littlelapin, I almost posted that entire thread as a suggestion - I'm roffling like mad here.

ooo i've been quoted!
I think I must have been ovulating that night or something

I like nominating people forquote of the week

By lemonaid on Tue 10-Apr-07 23:53:04

You see, as parents of small children we are used to piecing together clues into some tentative semblance of a coherent theory (eg; DS referring to bathsalts as "cauliflower": took a few hours to twig that he meant cornflour, which I can kind of understand (they play with it a lot at nursery). Next to that figuring out if Sam Tyler is alive or dead or what is easy. Ish.)

Well this made me laugh...

By custy on Tue 17-Apr-07 18:13:10
i suppose if you have no idea of the correctmeaning of the ter it could be argued the term itself then becomes inoccuous.

rather like me calling someone a silly fucker - i am not saying their usual practice is to adorn a clown suit before proceeding to coital.

By expatinscotland on Wed 18-Apr-07 20:42:17
Oh, I was a head girl alright, just not in the way most people understand its meaning .

custy's seconded

Moondog on the Site stuff FUSSY EATERS thread:

"Life is too short to bugger about fashioning bears' arses out of celery tops..."

Actually I like Miaou's one from ....it's taking me some time to actually write it........but DC. It's so true to everyone on here with little ones.

2 actually's in a row. Fab writing ucm.

I lied, the one NSF just put up from Custy, never saw that post.

Also the EPIS one. Truly fab.

Just reading this thread and haven't stopped laughing since I read this one ...

I second this ...

I have to nominate this one:-

By WanderingTrolley on Sat 24-Mar-07 15:10:12
Hunker you can buy empty laundry baskets in Homebase, but every one I've bought fills up straight away, they're crap, total waste of cash.

I do a full load. I know when it's time to put the machine on because I have to go out wearing a crop top, a kaftan, cycling shorts and pop socks, everything else is in a ceremonial pile in, around and on the laundry basket.

I'm a looker, me.

love this by twinset on a thread aout worms:

"OMG can you imagine if this poor lad wakes up to find himself face down with his mother parting his but cheeks with a torch in one hand and sellotape in another. PLease wake him and at least let him know what is going on."

Kaloo2 PMSL

I loved this quote from the wonderully titled "Oh Bugger, I just burnt my Mooncup"

By martianbishop on Fri 13-Apr-07 15:41:02

A case of 'Out of the Fanjo and into the fire'

Roll up, roll up, post your contenders for this weeks QOTW here.

Another week, another reminder that you can let us know what you think's been the funniest post on Mumsnet of the last seven days.

By oliveoil on Tue 01-May-07 14:57:29
anyone who sails round the world is mad imo

or avoiding the ironing

PMSL that is excellent LOL

Califraus description of crocs here

"the bastard spawn of the welly and the jelly shoe "