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quote of the week

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lissielou · 05/03/2007 07:59

can i nominate this from meowmix please

By meowmix on Mon 05-Mar-07 06:58:56
"Get out! Mummy is ALLOWED to POO IN PRIVATE" seems to be my personal mantra at the moment. And whats nice about that is its memorable and good to teach all his friends at nursery. and the teacher. and to tell the doctor. And my work colleagues.

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AbbyMumsnet · 14/03/2007 14:41

No, I have the perfect image of Tutter. She is small. And blue. Anything else will ruin it for me.

Tutter · 14/03/2007 16:23

quite right abby, am perfect

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AbbyMumsnet · 14/03/2007 21:01

Whereas I am a prefect.

CODalmighty · 15/03/2007 18:44

oh can't cope with all these endless bits of paper

we missed mexican day exactly because of this kind of shenanigans

got dd to school in uniform and everyone else in sombreros

CODalmighty · 15/03/2007 18:44

sorry that was cappy

FrannyandZooey · 15/03/2007 18:51

Abby they made me do that thing with the nappy you know, I am still as clean living and all that as ever

(I wanted to be in Morningpaper's round up, you were NOT meant to tell Abby about it )

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AbbyMumsnet · 15/03/2007 19:23

My mind is boggling.

Tutter · 15/03/2007 19:23

no seriously abby, she (points at franny) started it

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AbbyMumsnet · 15/03/2007 19:24

Now girls, no fighting. Go and listen to your free song, it's very calming. (Thread is on site stuff - go have a listen.)

FrannyandZooey · 15/03/2007 19:37

Please don't tell Olivia

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AbbyMumsnet · 15/03/2007 19:41

I won't if you do as you are told.

FrannyandZooey · 15/03/2007 19:45

I have, Miss.

(it was a teeny little bit toothless for me, but I did enjoy it, thank you )

CODalmighty · 17/03/2007 07:14

i want twinkie on the scarpbooking thread
here

CODalmighty · 17/03/2007 07:14

"God if I had that much time on my hands I would do something worthwhile like drink a few bottles of wine have a few fags (am still craving although am doing well not smoking!!) and go to sleep on the sofa with the remote in my hand!!
"

NormaStanleyFletcher · 17/03/2007 14:35

I am rediculously [sp?] happy that the one I nominated made it to quote of the week!

sunnywong · 17/03/2007 14:36

ahem,. I think you'll find that was MY idea, coddlington

CODalmighty · 17/03/2007 15:59

yes adn you are duly drecited ont he ot

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AbbyMumsnet · 21/03/2007 10:38

bump

MrsBadger · 21/03/2007 10:41

has to be powder28's weird friend from here

She also got really upset when a man who came to see her dh used her toilet. She thought he had been in there a long time 'doing a poo and putting his penisy hands all over my bathroom'

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AbbyMumsnet · 21/03/2007 12:21

bump

JackieNo · 21/03/2007 12:25

I like Hunkermunker's 'Heads, shoulders, knees and cervix, knees and cervix... '

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AbbyMumsnet · 21/03/2007 13:02

Sadly, as that quote was from last summer, it doesn't qualify. Pedantic, moi?

JackieNo · 21/03/2007 13:06

Whoops. Didn't spot that! Would have been a bit late, I guess.

MrsBadger · 21/03/2007 16:49

By NoBiggy on Wed 21-Mar-07 16:23:21

I've just put Petit Filou through the babel fish translator. It comes out as Small Swindler, which has pretty much made my day.

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CadburyCremeSquonk · 21/03/2007 17:15

Can I nominate Freckle for this:

she never did anything to hurt Paul (apart from die and I don't suppose she did that deliberately).

on this thread today?