quote of the week

[lissielou]

can i nominate this from meowmix please

By meowmix on Mon 05-Mar-07 06:58:56
"Get out! Mummy is ALLOWED to POO IN PRIVATE" seems to be my personal mantra at the moment. And whats nice about that is its memorable and good to teach all his friends at nursery. and the teacher. and to tell the doctor. And my work colleagues.


from this thread

[TheMarvellousMadMadameMim]

nobody's been funny this week

[MrsWho]

well you can all share the credit!

[MissRible]

I vote ConnieDescending for this little gem spawning nearly 700 responses ... and then she changed her mind and stayed!

MN is a load of shit and all the posters are full of it (682 messages)

[whoopsfallenoveragain]

surely all of my posts from friday night are the funniest

[JackieNo]

I nominate NappiesGalore at the beginning of this thread , whose builder was fixing the septic tank and 'was surprised i wasnt all ewww about the shit. i have 3 under 4 and im supposed to be surprised by shit??? i am surprised when i dont come into contact with shit for more than an hour' (or is that too much shit for quote of the week?)

[GiantSquirrelSpotter]

Surely some of those poo threads must have some gems?

[MrsWho]

Aloha on here

"We are none of us flawless. Even Jude Law is going bald."

or on the same thread Morningpapers sum up of a new relationship
"I think generally men are thinking "OH MY GOD, BREASTS!! BREASTS I CAN TOUCH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! AN ACTUAL WOMAN IN MY BED!!"

then they start worrying about the reliability of their cocks "

[Cazee]

Got to second "MN is a load of shit and all the posters are full of it"

[morningpaper]

For next week:

anniemac on this thread just made me roffle:

""make love" HATE THAT PHRASE! My GP used it to me recently to described sex and it seemed almost worse than if he had said "made the beast with two backs"

[MrsWho]

same thread
Oliveoil

I have a fold up Fifi teapot

they could carry it round and set it up as and when they get the urge

and
Morningpaper

I don't even think David Cameron would give a fig about a wank in a field

[morningpaper]

The oliveoil quote made me laugh so much that I kept bursting out laughing when I was picking the children up from nursery and I had to keep biting my knuckles in order not to look like a total loony

[MrsWho]

I'll never look at Fifi in the same way again!

[OliviaMumsnet]

Right, anything for this week?

[rowan1971]

On the panty liners thread

By SueBaroo on Sun 06-May-07 21:34:58

Note to self: Don't read about mucus when eating cheese.

[charmkin]

I know. Here's a nice T shirt. Let's add a ruffle to the neckline and a bit of ribbon to the bottom. And some embroidery on the sleeves. There we are. That'll be £45 please."

from the boden thread

[MrsWho]

F&Zs description of a DS lite
'some kind of computer thing where you have to rub the screen '

[LilRedWG]

From BettySpaghetti in Style:

"Funny how it goes from 'sensible shoes' to 'being a naked temptress in a pair of cow socks' in 6 posts....only on MN...."

[MrsBadger]

From the 'sleep-through 'guru' at baby show' thread:

By Jenkeywoo on Tue 15-May-07 22:10:25

If you don't want your baby to disrupt your life in anyway, don't have one! get a goldfish, or a kebab, or sky+.

[OliviaMumsnet]

LOL! Any more for any more?

[WaynettaSlob]

My favourite ever thread title: from Welshboris
Mourhino is a great big yorkshire terrier owning jessie

[southeastastra]

i loved this from fiofio on the SAHM thread:

As for women relying on their husbands. Working class women, historically, have always worked. It doesnt really come down to choice. I was not prepared to marry someone who had climbed everest in their pe kit, whether they could provide for me or not.

[lulumama]

By Rantum on Fri 11-May-07 18:05:30

NO they are impervious to almost everything including criticism.


in reference to crocs, on the CROCS, stop wearing them thread.....

[MrsBadger]

whomovedmychocolate on Wed 16-May-07 17:20:18 (on baby-led weaning)