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life time bans for ...

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:03

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

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NigellasGhost · 25/10/2013 12:22

cross post there ThoRAVENomiki Wink

SHRIIIEEEKFuckingBearBlood · 25/10/2013 12:22

doesn't everyone use flourfor the footprints?

PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:22

bolding names is VERY working class

knows any mention of class makes a thread go KERPOW BOOM Grin

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:22

anyone touting By terry make up

the name is just SHIT

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:22

getorf

BLAZERS

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GetOrfMoiLandFucker · 25/10/2013 12:24

Oh god yes shriek that nonsense about having to eat breakfast etc. All that nonsense trotted out as gospel.

OhAntiChristFENTON · 25/10/2013 12:25

Here have my first Biscuit

that so isn't your first Biscuit IS IT??

Grennie · 25/10/2013 12:25

Grin the stuff about eating breakfast is actually true

PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:25

brushes self down

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GetOrfMoiLandFucker · 25/10/2013 12:26

Fuck off re By Terry. Grin

I haven't got sallow French complexion so Chanel, Dior etc is a closed book.

SHRIIIEEEKFuckingBearBlood · 25/10/2013 12:26

It's the starvation mode thing that annoys me most. I found some references to it in some (not all) seriously undernourished/underweight people. Somehow it is used to explain every slightly porky person (like me) who puts on a pound when they think they should have lost weight.

ChasedByZombees · 25/10/2013 12:26

DH and I asked for baby name help here and we actually put the votes into a spreadsheet.

although in fairness I just used it to justify getting rid of names I wasn't keen on anyway and DD ended up as one of the names with a middling number of votes

yeghoulsandlittledevils · 25/10/2013 12:26

Yes, saying 'I feel sorry for your kids' = instant ban

The rest of it I can live with. Some of it would be better suited to nethuns.

Name bolding is as old as the hills in there parts. Hmm

PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:27

i hate the GINORMOUS gasp you get if you eat at 9pm

how come the whole of Spain isnt obese then?

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SHRIIIEEEKFuckingBearBlood · 25/10/2013 12:27

eats Biscuit
Grennie, that's fine. But I'd really like to see some evidence. People seem to just accept it as fact without questioning it.

GetOrfMoiLandFucker · 25/10/2013 12:27

I never eat breakfast and often have a bag of crisps and skittles for lunch and I am as thin as a rake Grin

Viviennemary · 25/10/2013 12:27

Everyone who disagrees with anyone. I'm saying nothing. It's the easiest way to keep out of trouble. Grin

PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:27

nope
name bolding is relatively recent H'ectually

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SHRIIIEEEKFuckingBearBlood · 25/10/2013 12:27

Do you get a ginormous gasp? Are you sure you don't mean ginormous ass OP ?

PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:28

that too!
no from the reaction, i mean

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Grennie · 25/10/2013 12:28

Shriiieekk - I read some research on it. There is actually an evidence base for it. But I am too lazy to google to find it.

SHRIIIEEEKFuckingBearBlood · 25/10/2013 12:28

getorf, I think you may have invented a new diet. I don't like skittles though, would revels be OK?

PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:28

people who SHRIEK for evidence all the bleeding time, didnt hurt christianity did it?>

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NoelHeadbandz · 25/10/2013 12:29

Grin @ baby name spreadsheet. That's quite sweet

Imagine though, 'Well Cedric, you were supposed to be called Dylan but your idiot father got his column formatting wrong'

Grennie · 25/10/2013 12:29

Anyone who says - Maybe you should find something else to fill your time OP, rather than MN fuck off