life time bans for ...

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anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

Is "My first ever " the opposite of ones last Rolo?

lol at :o
GetOrf, what about rickets? Don't forget the rickets!

"No, but if I'm getting told to eat breakfast and that not eating breakfast will ensure I die fat, alone and sobbing, then I'd quite like to know what they're basing that on"

It probably happened to their mum's neighbour's hamster's sister-in-law!

DS wanted to do reindeer food one year. The closest I had was an old box of Heinz baby porridge. God knows what people thought at seeing a young boy out on the driveway shaking mouldy old baby food onto the floor...

Can someone please explain to me the obsession that lots of people on mumsnet have with Horrible Histories?

Yes Wolef. A friend's sister neighbour, died alone and sobbing also because she chose the user name Wolef on a forum. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Anyone who says 'no is a complete sentence'. It is not. It is one word and if you answer questions like that in RL, people will think you are a rude fucker with no social skills.

I wondered that GetOrf. I have seen the odd episode but not sure what I am missing.

Anyone trying to lose less than half a stone. Half a stone is not a problem and so depressing when you need to lose a lot of weight.

Well it is expensive isn't it? Why don't people use flour? Am I going to be taken aback in a year or so when the floor explodes because it has had too much flour on it?

And a shameless opportunity to tell this story again as I love it

On DS's second Christmas he was about 18m. DH had eaten the mince pie leaving a sprinkling of crumbs, I had gnawed the carrot (drew the short straw there) and we had done the footprint in the flour on the floor. When DS came down the next morning he was all wide eyed at the magic of it, and then he disappeared off, returning a couple of minutes later with his toy mop :o

"SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Fri 25-Oct-13 12:38:04

"No, but if I'm getting told to eat breakfast and that not eating breakfast will ensure I die fat, alone and sobbing, then I'd quite like to know what they're basing that on"

It probably happened to their mum's neighbour's hamster's sister-in-law!
"

Ah well in that case I should probably take more care.

I knew Getorf would react to the byterry makeup

Oh and anyone who says they'd rather buy a bench/goat etc than a decent handbag - you know when its in S&B and the OP is clearly loaded.

Based on this thread the majority of MN has lifetime bans.

I've never watched Horrible Histories, eating breakfast makes me even hungrier and I love Greggs sausage rolls.

I do own a blazer though and I secretly enjoy the baby names threads.

Aww

I saw a thread not long ago where a load of people were listing their favourite Horrible Histories songs, and they knew all the names of the songs.

I think these people need to borrow a box set of the Wire and grow up a bit.

The popcorn eaters should get a ban.

I eat popcorn. It does make a mess though

has the OP been back since ?

Anyone who talks about MN royalty

Definitely anyone who says 'Can't do links, sorry.'

LEARN TO BLOODY READ! IT TELLS YOU HOW TO DO THEM RIGHT THERE!

And yes to the 'Not Just Friends' book. Every single bloody relationships thread - 'Ooh, have you read Shirley Glass?' Which apparently tells us that men and women can't even be in the same postcode without wanting to shag each other abso-fucking-lutely senseless and anyone who thinks that they can be friends with a member of the opposite sex is deluding themselves because you all want to have sex all the time!

How does anyone get anything done at work??

I'm too house proud to do the footprint thing. I'd have to drag the Hoover in to clear it up, barging the kids and their presents out the way.

If I left it there, it would taunt me all day and ruin my xmas

Well it goes soon on Christmas morning. But I did start clearing the mince pie crumbs up and then having to stop myself.

LeBearPolar, who did you used to be if you don't mind me asking?

That is a bit of a strange thing isn't it about being friends with bloke. One of my best friends is a male work colleague. We get on like a house on fire, absolutely nothing dodgy going on at all.

Yeah, if you left it, it would just get trodden on and it will end up everywhere and the dog would spend the day licking the floor and i'd spend all day shouting at the dog to stop licking the floor.

Anyone who says male brains work differently to ours. Especially when it is said to excuse lazy or idiotic behaviour.