life time bans for ...

[PervCat]

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

NigellasGhost great minds...!

PervCat I don't mind being considered Working Class if it makes life easier. I don't really understand modern class systems so I'll just assume it's a good thing.

ANYWAY even if it was snowing and norty father Christmas trudged snow through the house (inconsiderate) it would have melted. Basic science.

Don't get me started on the bags of 'reindeer food'.

I eat after 9pm all the time, no one has ever gasped at me :o
Gennie, I have found this on MFP (obviously a reputable source ):

"Having read through this entire thread I believe I have the gist of things: if you do not want to die a horrible death buried under a mountain of poop you should eat three dieticians before 7:00 AM EST no matter where you are on the earth unless you are in fact a dietician and then your metabolic carbonization intell-o-genic rate of cathertotronics protects you by sealing you in carbonite a la Han Solo. "

I lose it bit near the end, but it seems to back you up

anyone who says WTAF... fucking stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and breathe :) it rips my knitting for some reason.

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ANY PERSON WHO POSTS ABOUT KIDS ON LONG HAUL FLIGHTS OR YOUR XMAS TRADITIONS

oh jeeeeeus yes"

So if your Christmas tradition is taking the kids on a long haul flight, you're fucked, then!!

Anyone on a pregnancy thread stealth boasting moaning about gaining tiny amounts of weight at 38 weeks or something.

'oh no, I put on 3lb in my first trimester, 4lb in the second and had to give up spin and judo classes at 30 weeks. I'll be HUGE!'

I'm just wildly jealous.
And grotesquely fat already.

lol at STDG

You know threads like this kind of make me want to do all the no nos on it.

No, but if I'm getting told to eat breakfast and that not eating breakfast will ensure I die fat, alone and sobbing, then I'd quite like to know what they're basing that on :o

peggy (using it correctly) has reminded me of

... and breath

Shriieekk - Do what you want. Who cares.

composes thread about how my Christmas will be ruined by not being able to do our traditional long haul flight because I am 30 weeks pregnant - but should I just pretend not to be pregnant to the airline as I have only put 4lb on

at NoelHeadbandz. Maybe that's what the baby names topic needs, a poll option to avoid newborn sleep fug spreadsheet errors.

people waiting to be asked to be married after 20 years and 8 kids

people who over use strikethrough

Sorry Shriieekk, I didn't mean nobody cares about you. But dying fat or thin, you still die. And being thinner just means you are thinner. Doesn't affect if you are loved by family and friends.

Yes it's new patented diet

No breakfast
Bag of sweets and/crisps for lunch
Several double espressos
Plate of chips and cheese for dinner
A mini magnum

You will get brittle bones and scurvy but you will be thin

bodycolder

SO SO RIGHT

Me too Grennie i am so going to empty a whole bag of icing sugar by the front door on 24th Dec.

GetOrf - Thank you. I think I will try that diet out.

Anything with 'stupid iphone' or similar.

a. Don't show off that you have an iphone.
b. If you think your iphone is stupid give it to someone who would appreciate it (like me)

The endless droning on and on about what to buy your own children for Christmas (with 'do you think this is enough?' type comments) & anything to do with buying Christmas presents for teachers - it is not compulsory you know. .

Grennie, I do think you're reading moer into this than I intend. All that annoys me is being told this stuff as earnest fact when the person is just repeating something they've been told or read somewhere. I'm not starting a fight. Unless it's a food fight.

The use of the word "". Does my head in!

People with silly user names.

Sparkling - What a waste of icing sugar

oh OK x post.