life time bans for ...

[PervCat]

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

"I feel sorry for your children"

Instant fucking ban

The icing sugar thing? Doesn't it make the floor sticky?

Anyone who does most agree that most things can be solved by saying "Tee is right"

ANYone who replies all in a boring email about a kids hobby

WHO ARE THESE FREAKS

" thanks steve - yes Josh will be there"

you know

anyone who says much loved poster

Anyone whose phone ever fucks up.

::bans self::

People who fancy Benedict Cumberbatch. Weirdos.

The icing sugar thing? Doesn't it make the floor sticky?

not if you use baking soda instead,

so i'm told

shit.

YY to feeling sorry for the children.

lights burning torch

The icing sugar on the carper makes no sense. Santa's footprints? When there's no snow? I don't get it. it doesn't snow icing sugar AFAIK.
My two would have been and thought I had some sort of baking related mishap.

Dear Joshs mum

please learn to select "reply" not reply all, you dull moron

love me

Anyone who says "I can't do links, I'm on my phone" like the phone physically prevents it.

Anyone who strikes through the text after the text they leave in place. It's backwards. You can't think twice about saying something if the thing you replace it with is already said.

Eg:

I think you're a complete idiot being a bit naive there.

NOT:

I think you're being a bit naive there a complete idiot .

Santa just exudes snow where e'eer he wanders

these parents then have a shit xmas day as they HYPE the kids beyond expectation

HOW DARE you diss my December pyjamas !

I ought to bitch slap you into next week

oh lougle that is a good reminder for us all me

Pervcat go to the top of the class

That's true sparkling.

Are you supposed to pretend that it snowed in one part of your living room and nowhere else

tantrums

SO YES WITH THE LINK FREAKS

I like bolding names so people skimming a thread can see if I've said something to them

I like bold names. It helps to highlight who you are talking to. Not cliquey.

Not sure about a lifetime ban but the un-backed up dieting myths are annoying me, strangely they all seem to focus on getting the person to eat more. Any or all may be true but no one seems to back them up with actual evidence, just links to faddy websites.
You must eat breakfast, it kick starts your metabolism
If you eat fewer than calories per day your body goes into starvation mode and you instantly gain 13st
Fizzy drinks cause obesity
And of course - it's easy, just move less and eat more. Yes, all diets fundamentally come down to this. But there are many different methods, and many physical and psychological factors and what works for one person won't work for all - if it did there would be no overweight people and no diet plans.

any

any

any''' any

ANY PERSON WHO POSTS ABOUT KIDS ON LONG HAUL FLIGHTS OR YOUR XMAS TRADITIONS

oh jeeeeeus yes

People who say 'wow, just wow'

People who say 'methinks'

Grown women who are obsessed with Horrible Histories

People in STYLE AND BEAUTY saying that foundation is unnecessary and makes your face all sticky, all you need is some brown mascara and some clear lip gloss. Fuck off out of style and beauty.