life time bans for ...

[PervCat]

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

I need to lose half a stone but I wouldn't post about it

( oh I just did ) :)

Ive always wanted to know - men's brains are bigger than women's on average. is that just to do with size - would you expect a 6' man and a 6' woman to have similarly sized brains? Or does brain size not vary that much on your height anyway?

Anyone who refers to their dh or dp spending time with THEIR OWN CHILDREN as babysitting

Exactly ABF and how shit a Xmas would that be for all concerned?

Kinder all round if you just don't do it

People who only read the OP. Or OPs who don't come back.

People who've decided on a nickname for their unborn child before deciding on an actual name. It's just weird. And then start a thread asking for full name ideas. 'We want to use NN Trixie, what could it be short for?!'

I hoovered on Christmas Day once. DH was not happy. There were 'bits' and they were ruining my day.

me too getorf

I hear ya Sparkling

Bits would ruin my day too. It'd be 'that Xmas when there were 'bits''

...people who start threads just to be miserable fuckers

sparkers - i read that as you HOVERED On xmas day, now that would have been impressive

like the Jetsons

People with no empathy

I would like to ban the D bit of H , s and so on
cant we just say S1 or D1

the dh bit is NAFFOLA

I agree Perv. Sometimes our DP's are not darling at all!!

i thought it was "dear"

I thought it was dickhead

SOLD!

Shriiieeek - I was on here under a few different names - started years ago as Slayerette but have been through a few since then including TeamDamon. Can't remember what I was when I took a MN holiday earlier this year - have just re-registered with a fresh new identity!

Maybe it is dear? Still naff

the d in my dh usually stands for dickhead. In an affectionate way of course.

Perv I've been here 5 years this past Friday and I've seen people bolding people's names the whole time.

Do you call that recent?

Also ban anyone who knows exactly what day they started on MN.

::bans self again::

I agree with Tee...mostly

Or, you know, people could just type son, daughter, husband etc.

yup. I do! its recent

relative I suppose