life time bans for ...

[PervCat]

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

@Grennie

Yes you do Rowan. And if you don't we will all spend this evening starting 5 threads each demanding to know why MNHQ are ignoring us.

"people who SHRIEK for evidence all the bleeding time, didnt hurt christianity did it?"

Agreeing with most of this, though have only read page one so far

Sparklingbrook, what is the matter with reindeer food?

Nothing, I would presume, if you have reindeer in your garden? Do you live in Lapland?

Yes. I do. ( in my imagination).

Yes yes to the links thing - if you can turn on a pissing computer and find your way to Mumsnet, you can do a link. It was sort of endearing 5 or so years ago - we're well past that point.

And ban all those people who keep finding abandoned little kittens in strange places. And the kitten is ok ( phew!) and then they adopt them. And THEN they post pictures of said kitty on their profile...

Anyone starting a new thread about Parent and Child Parking Spaces in Supermarkets. Or nits.

And definitely anyone who posts on a thread where someone's having a moan about an older relative to say 'be glad you've still got your's, mine's dead'.

Ok then...
But before they come to chuck me off the site, in my defense [ban] I really did spit coffee on the screen and all over the keyboard and the table and the wall behind it. [ban]

I'll get my coat [double ban]

Let'sFaceIt - I think we all need to get our coat from the long list on here

I love a good parking thread.

And there will always be a new angle on p&c spaces, or 4x4s.

People who post a comment on the wrong thread, sometimes with hilarious results. katie scarlett

People who moan about cliques then say you can't comment on something if you weren't there at the time.

This thread has made me giggle!

It's not as difficult as some of you may think to be outed in RL on here.

Going back to the topic.

People who screech A&E NOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! regardless of the problem. The kid might have tripped over a blade of grass or something really trivial and swathes of people are suggesting calling 999!

Okay Exit, qualify it to 'a person who starts a new thread about Parent and Child spaces when there's one still near the top of Active with loads of space left in it'?

And there must surely be a quick way to alert everyone who starts a thread about a hot news topic that there are already a dozen running and perhaps it would be less confusing for everyone if they'd care to consider joining in one of them rather than creating a new one about (say) a particularly irritating columnist in the DM or a Celebrity Arse Tattoo?

Dog poo threads. Where are these places that you can't move 2 inches without treading on some or getting it smeared all over your toddler?

Threads where posters say

My child got level 600 in his SATS and he was only born last week, is that ok because I have no idea what it means!

Fuck off, of course they do! They just want to let everyone else know

Hi IAmInvisible

maca except the womam who put the dog poi in the coat hood thread

Hi Grennie!

[I'm banned!]

Me too IamInvisible.

People who don't give you the tiniest bloody clue what their thread is about in the title.

So you click on something in Chat entitled something like "So, what would you make to this..."

And it turns out to be about soffits and fascia replacement quotes or some such shite.

And even worse, you forget it's about that and keep clicking on it.

^Damn those threads

I thought it was polite to bold other's names. Easier to spot replies that way.

Greenie My kitchen in my flat in London was tiny. I have no idea where I would put a 2nd sink. I live in the US in a larger home by UK standards. Why on earth would I put a 2nd sink into my kitchen unless I was after a kosher kitchen?