life time bans for ...

[PervCat]

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

Sorry Tee, you are being far too reasonable now

Anyone who has the word "fuck" in their username. [snigger]

Sometimes I think they are being bullied.

Thanks :) only just noticed you on some of the same thrwads as me and I thought people were talking to me. In fact I think I was proud to have someone agreeing with 'me'

Lifetime ban for anyone saying 'a bit if wee came out' or those unable to spell cue.

See also 'did you mean to be so rude' as the ultimate comeback.

"Dons hard hat"

Hate it. Just hate it.

lol at soupy - like this one?

agree with a bit of wee or a bit sick in my mouth where the fuck else are you sick?

tentatively suggests anyone who uses the word bully when they are over about 14

people who start sentences with ...."I am not being racist but..."

Suggest anyone who uses bully when they mean 'people disagreed with me'.

Every frickin time I see that bat picture I think the wallpaper is similar to one my parents had, so I look again and decide it isn't. Every time...

Nice little thread juxtaposition:

Lifetime bans for...
Foreplay

[irrelevant]

Noel we should have Christmas together. No bits of polystyrene on our carpets.

I would love to hover like the Jetsons Perv.

anyone who needs assistance to combine a dress with a pair of shoes

DeVere - I have seen posters followed about the board by one or two posters. And whatever they post, they get sarky comments from those posters. That is bullying.

People who post "this chicken is 3 months out of date and green, can I still eat it?"

Common sense, people.

People who post a scenario of something awful that has happened and asking what they should do e.g. my DD has just got hold of a kitchen knife and accidentally cut of a finger, what should I do?

soupy - the BAT MENTION HIM

People who start their posts with "I know I'm going to get flamed for this but...."

And then go on to say something so banal and non-controversial like "children should be taught good manners" or "kicking puppies is a bad thing"

I quite fancy that diet. I love a mini magnum.

I do most of the things that piss you all off. And do you know what? I don't care.