life time bans for ...

[PervCat]

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

Oi bitches

YYY to shower threads/towel washing threads. Loons on those. Shoot 'em.
Oh, and reading book levels in primary schools too.

oh yes please ban the chicken people.

The reason your chicken lasts or 6 people over a week is because there is no actual chicken in the meal

there just isnt. It is bones and skin and dust.

Anyone who expresses horror at your use of a loo brush

I never knew loo brushes were taboo until I entered the MN arena

Sorry ,Getorf.

Tantrums, they will then rock up to tell you how they made a vat of delicious soup from the bones and dust

Anyone who roams the board looking for threads to be offended by. How do they find them? And then do they have a secret duck call that alerts all the other posters of their persuasion and so they all come flocking in to derail the thread and lambast the OP and anyone who dares to oppose them?

Fgs - even on a nit thread there were The Outraged on behalf of nitty kids' human rights.

The book threads, ban any poster who says 'A house with no books has no soul' or some such bollocks.

A house with no telly has no personality

Anyone who starts a thread on a topic which is visited at least 3 times a week with:

"Is it just me, or...."

No, it isn't. If it was, you wouldn't find the same subject discussed 15 times on the first page of thread titles.

Can we have lifetime bans for hygiene freaks please, debate this morning was it hygienic to wash your hands in the kitchen sink. Some said it wasnt, I mean WTF. And yes I clean with a bog brush.

Anyone who sees something on the news and starts a thread about it without checking first so there are 16 threads in active about the same exact thing

And making soup out of chicken bones does not constitute a meal FFS, look at all the stuff you have to add to it. And how long you have to boil the stinking bones for

You can't wash your hands in the kitchen??

Why?

you dont still do the sheets do you getorf?

lol at Mumsnet Magic chicken

One is not supposed to wash hands in the kitchen sink? Should you just spit on them instead?

Well because I use a bog brush my toilet is squeaky clean, you could wash them in there if you wanted

I dunno, a least a couple said it was unhygienic, but did not give reasons, I think they were lying. Oh yes something to do with towels I think, lack of?

Every other day in winter perv

You can't wash your hands in the kitchen sink? So there are people in the land who chop up some Mumsnet Magic Chicken and then go to the bathroom to wash their hands when there is a perfectly functional sink and tap in the kitchen they have just chopped the chicken in?

I love the idea of the secret duck call for the outraged, does it involve a plastic duck bill?

Also this mythical magic chicken made of skin and dust, if we have a real chicken in our house, the cat would get to it, by the time we'd eaten our dinner...

Alright, I ve just relooked, one person said it was unhygienic, ban them

so hold on, if you only have an upstairs bathroom, you have to go upstairs to wash your hands after cooking when there is perfectly good sink with running water right there

Does getorf change her sheets every day then?

yes - she is a self confessed freak

but they are nylon so dont take long to dry

what is meant to be used in lieu of a bogbrush...??

Also LOLLers and LOOLers

LOL.

NYLON!!

You cheeky article.

Don't listen to her.