life time bans for ...

[PervCat]

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

if you roll around enough in nylon you can heat the entire house.

anyone who says they couldn't possibly be within five miles of an e reader because "I love books, the smell of books, the feel of books... our home is overrun with twenty thousand books..."

I really do believe some people just love to be all sorts of outraged

She bought them from Brentford nylons in their closing down sale.

If you wear enough nylon you can light your own fire

handy on 5 November

Anyone who posts,'is that all you have to worry about?' or similar in response to a post they have decided is too trivial.

Oh, yes, the competitive book posters. "I've got 20,000" "Oh, so few? I have 50,000." Often accompanied by musings about their dcs roaming the shelves picking out Proust in original language because they've grown up surrounded by books and have absorbed a love of reading. Puke.

ANYONE who can't manage without the maid.

stealth boasters. I want a fecking maid.

thread hijackers unless they're far more interesting than the original thread. Thread dimension changers.

I have an old recipe book. One section has more complicated recipes and starts with a warning not to even attempt them if it is your maids day off!

"books are to be treasured and looked after. I fell out with one of my dearest friends after she cracked the spine of one of my favourite Fitzgeralds"

Hmm...you've never woken at four in the morning with the print of p356 backwards on your face and slavver all over p357 have you...

Hand washing in the kitchen sink - I have heard it all now. What I love about MN is that you expose yourself to people who you would normally not meet in RL. While my life isn't richer for the moron who thinks it gross to wash hands in the kitchen sink, it is richer for other posters such as AF, Xenia and TalkingPeace (sorry if i got your name wrong).

Supermum - I think the idea is you have an enormous kitchen with a separate basin just for washing your hands.

Lifetime bans for resurrected fishies

who are fishies?

actually Sparkling name changers full stop. Don't NC people, just be yourself and deal with any lapses of judgement

That's right Jardin. Own your shit.

Yep, Own your shit and brazen it out.

I probably do all of these. But then I'm Americanised shite in person form. :o

I don't need to do anything about any of this do I?

I think you need to ban the entire MN membership judging by these rules.

No Rowan. You can have a rest.

Yes you do Rowan. And if you don't we will all spend this evening starting 5 threads each demanding to know why MNHQ are ignoring us.

Actually the easiest action would just be to ban everyone on this thread. Troublemakers, every one of them.