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Can we be allowed to post 'oh do fuck off' in certain circumstances. Like when people post 'is that really all you have to worry about?'

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Pagwatch · 11/02/2013 10:51

Could we not have one each. Like a waiver.

Please.

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NoelHeadbands · 11/02/2013 10:52

Oh do fuck off Pagwatch

NoelHeadbands · 11/02/2013 10:53

Dammit I didn't see the one each bit. Just wasted mine now

Panzee · 11/02/2013 10:53

Can the answer to your question be "yes, yes it is."? :o

Pagwatch · 11/02/2013 10:54

Mwahahahaha NoelHeadbands

Frankly I feel sorry for you children

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TantrumsAndBalloons · 11/02/2013 10:58

1 per day? or 1 per thread?

Because I think I may go over my limit if its just 1 Grin

and yes, that is all I have to worry about. I live an enchanted life.

NoelHeadbands · 11/02/2013 10:58

Grin that certainly is one of the phrases where 'oh do fuck off' should be the accepted, nay ONLY response ...

pictish · 11/02/2013 11:01

I agree. I think telling someone to fuck off is ok. I think it should be allowed. I can handle being tol to fuck off...sometimes I deserve it.

LtEveDallas · 11/02/2013 11:02

One per thread, definately. One per day, acceptable. One per week - just not enough.

VenusRising · 11/02/2013 11:03

You could do it stealth stylee: ODFO

PomBearWithAnOFRS · 11/02/2013 11:05

Can we have an "Oh do fuck off dear" too, for that little extra je ne sais quoi that means so much? Grin

FrankWippery · 11/02/2013 11:06

One per thread. It has to be, anything less would be an awful bore and result in much kicking of imaginary kittens.

Pagwatch · 11/02/2013 11:06

One per thread. Def.

I am also getting irritated by an increasing number of very PA and patronising

'gosh, you are getting stressed. Why don't you put your energy into something else. '

Fuck off. I am just posting like you are. If its unimportant then why are you posting every three minutes you absoloutely scrotum.

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LtEveDallas · 11/02/2013 11:11

If its unimportant then why are you posting every three minutes you absoloutely scrotum

Are you OK Pag?

Grin
Pagwatch · 11/02/2013 11:12
Grin

I'm fine. Although I have no notion what an absoloutely scrotum is.

It's as if my insult generator is playing up.

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FrankWippery · 11/02/2013 11:14
LtEveDallas · 11/02/2013 11:15

Ahhh, I have it on good authority that if you let out a few "Fucking Fuckers Fuck the Fuck Off" it will reset...

Pagwatch · 11/02/2013 11:17

Having a fuck off allowance would work.
You could plop them regularly or save them up for a fuckofffest.

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BeerTricksPotter · 11/02/2013 11:19

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Pagwatch · 11/02/2013 11:21

Yes. Dalek. Or possibly Trevor McDonald.

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Tee2072 · 11/02/2013 11:25

I think it's time for me to get my placard out:

What do we want?
24 hours of allowing any and all Personal Attacks.
Why do we want it?
Because sometimes you have to call a cunt a cunt and tell them to fuck off.
When do we want it?
As soon as fucking possible!

Too long?

Who is with me?

::marches in a circle shouting by herself::
::leaves for school run so won't see agreement or otherwise for ages::

LtEveDallas · 11/02/2013 11:25

Oh no, my "Oh do Fuck Off" needs to be said by Maureen Lipman or Penelope Keith. With a little x at the end for a total PA mindfuck.

seeker · 11/02/2013 11:27

Oh yes please! How about 1 an month?

Pagwatch · 11/02/2013 11:28

In fairness it could be more pithy Tee, but I like the energy.

It would have to be Penelope Keith as Margot. Not the wishy washy one from the series where she lived in an outbuilding of her old home.

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BeerTricksPotter · 11/02/2013 11:29

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catladycourtney1 · 11/02/2013 11:30

I think the acronym idea is a good one. In fact I think "Odfod" should be a word in it's own right.