Can we be allowed to post 'oh do fuck off' in certain circumstances. Like when people post 'is that really all you have to worry about?'

[Pagwatch]

Could we not have one each. Like a waiver.

Please.

[Pascha]

Odfod

[Sparklingbrook]

How about 'ODFO'

[Sparklingbrook]

Oh no, hang on, I am not a sweary type. Could I have a non sweary one?

[Pascha]

You could start off OD and end it your own way Sparkling.

ODGA - oh do go away
ODGANDATYHRT - oh do go away now dear and take your HRT
ODFSC -oh do find some compassion
ODA - oh do admit!

[BeCool]

When I was fairly new to MN (a million usernames ago now) I posted "Oh do fuck off" to a poster who was being a right mouthy horrible caaawwwwww! Then I fled the thread and was to "scared" to go back and face any music or see if I was deleted.

I've grown some since then :)

Loving ODFO - could put that to good use.

(Still disappointed HRWT (haven't read whole thread) never caught on)

[KateSMumsnet]

'Lo everyone,

We're going to move this to site stuff in a mo, in the spirit of tidiness.

While we're "here", we should say that posting "ODFOD" on a thread is tantamount to telling someone to fuck off, and would be deletable.

We're tempted to hijack this thread into a fascinating discussion on semiotics and textual intention....but we won't

[Trills]

Oh do go ahead on Kate S, textual intention sounds fascinating. Do they give you quizzes before you are allowed the big red button?

[YouBrokeMySmoulder]

But what about my shiny shit HQ? Is that to be disallowed as well?

[KatieMiddleton]

I may just post random letters on a thread without explanation.

Can't be deleted for being illiterate surely?

[KatieMiddleton]

TIMTYTFO

For example

[Hullygully]

Tantamount

Oh the hours of fun in the MN court that looms before us

[Pagwatch]

"But what about my shiny shit MNHQ?" is a phrase that will linger in the memory

[Pascha]

semiotics and textual intention?

There's a friday night drunkards mistyping thread if ever I saw one.

[FlouncingMintyy]

Thing is, KateSMumsnet, that sometimes there really is absolutely nothing else to be said other than "Oh do fuck off!". You know, when a poster is being an utter arse. What are we supposed to say to those numpties?

[HelenMumsnet]

@FlouncingMintyy

Thing is, KateSMumsnet, that sometimes there really is absolutely nothing else to be said other than "Oh do fuck off!". You know, when a poster is being an utter arse. What are we supposed to say to those numpties?

Tumbleweed is usually incredibly vexing it you're an utter arse.

Interestingly, a huge wall of silence often provokes them to move on from utter arsiness into bannable offences.

[Sparklingbrook]

I think that's where my 'pile of poo with flies round it' emoticon would be just the ticket. 'You are talking poo No swearing.

[nickelbabe]

I just had to say "oh do fuck off" to an automated phonecall then.

bastards.

I want an ODFOD too.

[nickelbabe]

Sparkling - perfect :)

[Sparklingbrook]

I have one on my Sky emails nickel. Comes in handy to complainy e-mails to utility companies.

[Sparklingbrook]

Friendly smiley poo emoticon For when they are just talking a bit of poo.

[Absy]

Please Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease can we do this? And in our personal lives as well?

Pag asked. She's the voice of reason on MN. Sometimes. I mean, she's a bit mardy at the moment but otherwise she's alright.

[RustyBear]

When I tried to type ODFOD, my iPad tried to autocorrect it to Oxford. Maybe we could use that as a non-deletable code....

[nickelbabe]

shhh, Rusty, they'll be onto you!

[YouBrokeMySmoulder]

I think you'll find Pag that my shiny shit lingers more than in the memory.