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SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

260 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:09

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

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NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:10

Don't worry val I have nicked the 'BIG BOOK OF BANNING' ....they won't know how to do it

KoPo · 29/09/2012 23:10

Pass me some of that Rioja! All this pranking is thirsty work

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:10

Ketchup?

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 23:11

Yeah, ketchup, sauce whatever........

KoPo · 29/09/2012 23:12

Anyone remember to bring superglue?

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:13

I've got some. Let me just finish gluing their staplers to the table.

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 23:13

Hmm, got glue - just looking in the 'things that stick box'...

... uhu ?
... pva ?
... staples ?
ah ha - superglue...

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 23:14

KoPo - we're on a break! have a sausage sarnie while we plot some more Grin

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 23:14

Ah, superglue! I have had to use that in the past to stick my hi-vis jacket back together.....

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 23:14

Can I stop knitting now?

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:15
Shock

Look what I found in Rowan's drawer!

Shock
InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 29/09/2012 23:15

I have an alibi we can leave behind HullygullyPuppy and Nutty's GirlCat. They can take all the blame.

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 23:15
AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:15
Shock
KoPo · 29/09/2012 23:15

Oh! Thanks .... Sausage sarnie and Wine

Just what I need Grin

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 29/09/2012 23:16

Might be a good idea pigeon - wtf are we going to do with 17 foot scarf?

Sparklingbrook · 29/09/2012 23:16

I will deny everything if asked, I wasn't even here.

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 29/09/2012 23:17
NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:17

I have lost chaos again!

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 23:18

sparkling - the ketchup down your front will give you away..

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:18

Hahaha!

Look! Oliffia has a spreadsheet! Quick! Come and READ!

Shock What happened to Peace and Love, Olivia!

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:19

Chaos is hiding amidst the, well, chaos of MNHQ...Grin

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 23:20
Sparklingbrook · 29/09/2012 23:20

Shock I have an alibi. I was on another thread. Wink

NormanTheForeman · 29/09/2012 23:20

Ummm, I wasn't here either, well only to cook fry-ups and BBQs....... and possibly make Brew....