SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

[HelenMumsnet]

Who's been sitting in my chair?

[PigeonPie]

No me but I might have been under Baby Bear's desk for a while-

[SecretNutellaFix]

Please, Helen, she made us do it. She threatened to use her smart phone on us and multiple post constantly if we didn't.

[pepperrabbit]

It was Chaos, she sat in it, and twirled in and tipped back in it and everything.
We all tried to stop her.

[NorksAreMessy]

she said 'COME TO TAKE MN APART'

do you think she meant 'COME TO A MN PARTY' ?

[InvisibleHotPinkWeasel]

Serves you ALL right for leaving us Helen. We got seperation anxiety

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

It was me. Ha!

Although it was Chaos what started it and I'm just easily lead.

[KoPo]

Hope everyone likes cress

[CouthyMowWearingOrange]

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

You lot are bonkers! and horrid for not inviting me!