SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

Or we could all do ^^ that.

That'll really wind em up [wunk]

Am replacing Eurex in the vending machine with bubblegum

(waits 9 patient months)

Oh FFS, this balaclava has no eye holes....

What is Eurex?

pepp you are accidentally knitting a large wanksock

Oops sorry pepper - forgot you needed to see as well!

eurgh! Wrong pattern!

Can we add a catsbumface emoticon? They're going to need it when they roll in in the morning with their hangovers...

Quick tell me how you do the blank posts

Please

Who's got the gelignite? I am planning some fun.

We could swap all the Rioja in the cupboard for fruit shoots...

I know, lets have a fry-up!

nutella you have gone TOO far :(

norks I shall restrain you with your own beautiful jerwellery! sticking furniture to the celing? Poor olivia doe snot deserve the dreaded shrinks!

:(

Couthy. Nice one.

Olivia Doe Snot?

OK, the bacon and eggs are just about done! Fried bread anyone?

Excellent, I'll have a full english breakfast, with the leftover Rioja

Right all you rebellers. I have to go to bed before I fall asleep on the keyboard and to this

BHdgilbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaerhhhhhhhhhhnm bvn s\v

G'night y'all. Hope we aren't all banned in the am

Watcher nagoo

I got the carpets done nicely! .... They should start sproting cress in a couple of days

I haven't had fried bread in ages!

Here you go - full English (aka builders' breakfast).

With .....