SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

[Valpollicella]

Or we could all do ^^ that.

That'll really wind em up [wunk]

[NorksAreMessy]

Am replacing Eurex in the vending machine with bubblegum

(waits 9 patient months)

[pepperrabbit]

Oh FFS, this balaclava has no eye holes....

[NorksAreMessy]

What is Eurex?

[NorksAreMessy]

pepp you are accidentally knitting a large wanksock

[PigeonPie]

Oops sorry pepper - forgot you needed to see as well!

[pepperrabbit]

eurgh! Wrong pattern!

[CouthyMowWearingOrange]

Can we add a catsbumface emoticon? They're going to need it when they roll in in the morning with their hangovers...

[AGoldenOrange]

Quick tell me how you do the blank posts

Please

[NorksAreMessy]

Who's got the gelignite? I am planning some fun.

[CouthyMowWearingOrange]

We could swap all the Rioja in the cupboard for fruit shoots...

[SecretNutellaFix]

[pepperrabbit]

[NormanTheForeman]

I know, lets have a fry-up!

[NorksAreMessy]

nutella you have gone TOO far :(

[Nagoo]

norks I shall restrain you with your own beautiful jerwellery! sticking furniture to the celing? Poor olivia doe snot deserve the dreaded shrinks!

:(

[Valpollicella]

Couthy. Nice one.

[NorksAreMessy]

Olivia Doe Snot?

[NormanTheForeman]

OK, the bacon and eggs are just about done! Fried bread anyone?

[pepperrabbit]

Excellent, I'll have a full english breakfast, with the leftover Rioja

[Valpollicella]

Right all you rebellers. I have to go to bed before I fall asleep on the keyboard and to this

BHdgilbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaerhhhhhhhhhhnm bvn s\v

G'night y'all. Hope we aren't all banned in the am

[NorksAreMessy]

Watcher nagoo

[KoPo]

I got the carpets done nicely! .... They should start sproting cress in a couple of days

[AGoldenOrange]

I haven't had fried bread in ages!

[NormanTheForeman]

Here you go - full English (aka builders' breakfast).

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