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SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

260 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:09

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

OP posts:
PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 23:20

Weasel, I'm sure it can be used for something, maybe tying up trolls or somesuch?

AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:21

Poor Chaos Sad

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:21

I have an idea for the 17 foot scarf.

We tie it to the bottom of each twirly chair, so they're all tied together. So when Rebecca glides across the office to get some gin from the water gin cooler, she pulls along everyone else in the office too. Grin

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 23:22

You see, I knew it would come in useful - great idea Gin I mean Grin

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:22

Quick HIDE, someone's coming.
Get out of the bin, sparkling I was here first

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:23

I'm sure she will pop up somewhere...

Maybe she's under this poster of Gordon holding some Jammy Dodgers?

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:23

SSSSSHHHHHH.

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:24
SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 23:24

Who's standing on my bloody foot?

Geroff, would you?

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 23:24
KoPo · 29/09/2012 23:24

I need some help to glue all the phone handsets down! There is just too many of them for me to tackle alone.

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:25

Can anyone see who it is? Thought Sparkling was meant to be the lookout?

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:25

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Who farted!

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 23:26

Chaos, are you still with us?

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:26

Lets stick a £1 coin to the floor too!

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:26

i heard a squeak

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 29/09/2012 23:26

She's gone to tell on us!

AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:27

No pound coins but have got a jar full of pennies

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 29/09/2012 23:27

Sorry Nutty Sparkling pushed me in her hurry to get into the bin

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 23:27

Yeah, sorry Norks.

When I get nervous...

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 23:28

Seeing as it's you Weasel, I'll let it go.

AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:28

''She's gone to tell on us!''

SecretNutellaFix · 29/09/2012 23:28
NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 23:29

I think we are safe, the footsteps went over to the gin warehouse, you can all come out now (if you are still in the closet)

AGoldenOrange · 29/09/2012 23:30

A gin warehouse?!

So what the fuck are we doing in here Confused

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