SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

Anybody handy with a screwdriver?
We could attach all OliviaMns furniture to the ceiling.
And put a pendant light on the floor

Shall we hide the Big Red Button?
Oooo, and lets fuck up the Suspend Posting function.
Oh, wait....

Very good, Weasel.

You evil-mindeded tweedle.

That will learn them.

Sparkling is a goody 2 shoes she leaves apples' on desks

Prawns in the curtain rail
(classic)

Pigeon. Another brilliant addition to the thread

Which one Val? Or both!

I once got a colleague with the umbrella one months after I had done it, I happened to be standing near by, along with many colleagues as we were going to an all company lunch thing, when next she used it.

Take the door handles of and put them back on upside down

Veh good SueP.

That was a letdown and a hald, non?

Now, do we know I'd there are showers at the towers (poetry)
If so, unscrewing the shower head and inserting an oxo cube might be amusing

I may have a look at the SSDNCOP file while I am here though

Excellent plan. Bit difficult for me to get to at short notice, but I am with you in spirit.

Keyboard one Tee ! Luffs that.

Tech's shed needs more duct tape.
All over, including the door frame

I LIKE duct tape

I have a feeling Carrie takes her mutt in sometimes?

I think I'm going to smear marmite on the underneath of the boardroom table.

Oh that one's really awesome Val! I used to spell out messages to people when they were on their holidays!

Oxo cube in the shower

Switch the decaff and caff. And take away all proper tea, leaving only the Green and Roibus and Herbal shite that people buy to take to work. And not drink.
Mwahahahahahaha

Tee I emptied a hole punch into a friends car blower system thingy about 14 years ago

He still has the same car and all these years later he still gets random "holes" being blown at him

Right, I am sewing secretive costumes...mostly in black, but with a bit of luminous ricrac for health and safety purposes.
What size balaclavas do we need, and does anyone need the extra small swag bag?

Ha! Babylon!

Carries dog, Boo is tooooooooo cute.
But might take a laxative if hind in a sausage

Hang on - aren't you missing a trick by telling them what you're doing?

Just replace the biscuits with oatcakes and the Gin with water.

That'll teach em.

I already have my balaclava

Can we write mitmoo on the widows with shaving foam?