SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

I think I have my balaclava on back to front-I can't see a thing......

... or the wank sock?

I will just look all innocent, and flutter my eyelids, and get away with it. It worked at school. None of the teachers EVER believed that Miss Goody two shoes was the one that cling filmed the staff bogs, or swapped the staff room biscuits for a comedy jumping snake.

Until the day I pushed it too far, barricaded myself in the Deputy HT's office, and sung Flash aaa-aaaah Gordon over the Tannoy system, and gave all the teachers detention...

pigeon had the wrong pattern to start with.
try the camouflage paint?

See I was rubbish, I made the mistake of writing my own name on the walls of the girls toilets

I even admitted it

I only got a lunchtime detention for that too. Bet anyone else would have been suspended.

A gin warehouse?! And we're all here, sober? What the Jeff are we waiting for?!

Orange, you thick or something?

You always write the name of the naughtiest kid in school.

I know that now

Who fancies changing the logo? That baby on the left has to be peeing in someone's face.

I'll get DH to write a macro to swap "mums" and "net" around every time they appear together, either officially or in messages.

And I'll knit a few balaclavas, but you'll have to not mind them being bright pink.

i wouldn't say we're sober - i had rioja with my builders breakfast

Don't think bright pink is the best colour to go for if i'm honest

Throw me a balaclava (one with eye holes and a mouth hole). Im off to raid that GIN WAREHOUSE!

Well done, Pepper! Although beer might have been more builderish......

I had to use a straw, what with the balaclava and all...
I may not make it to the gin warehouse, carry on without me ladies..
If They come, I'll defend the office to my last suasage roll

Oi! ... I filled that fridge with sausage rolls as a prank!

Oh well leave some in there to make the point and dont give yourself indigestion.

Salutes pepper

I saw Chaos. She's run away to another thread. We better scarper too!

Away to the gin factory. Who's got the tonic?

Did we leave anyone behind?

Well, Chaos seems to have suckered us all in and scampered...

BTW Chaos, no I can't fix the bold thing. I'm not a programmer. Sorry.

S'ok, they're not here yet.

Bunch of dirty stop outs

And btw what exactly is wrong with bright pink

Well its not the best colour to hide