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Foods to use during sex

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gillys · 15/10/2017 13:22

Which foods do you find best to use on each other's bodies for smearing/ licking during sex, apart from the obvious chocolate ?

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G1raffe · 15/10/2017 13:22

Seriously?

isawahatonce · 15/10/2017 13:24

Broccoli. Or just go for it and have a full roast.

surferjet · 15/10/2017 13:24

Ice-cream. but you have to be quick.

FreeMeNow · 15/10/2017 13:25

Onion gravy dripping slowly into his mouth as I smack him with a leek

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone · 15/10/2017 13:25

Marmite.

AfunaMbatata · 15/10/2017 13:25

If you’re gonna use a twix bar then make sure to shave your fanjo first.

ClashCityRocker · 15/10/2017 13:26

Baked beans. But they have to be heinz.

Mrsknackered · 15/10/2017 13:29

Haha, I sneered at 'smacking him with a leek'

G1raffe · 15/10/2017 13:30

raw chilli?

Justwaitingforaline · 15/10/2017 13:35

Don’t use Nutella, it looks like poop

Brahms3rdracket · 15/10/2017 13:39

Well it is Sunday, so a full roast today. Fish on a Friday obviously Grin

gillys · 15/10/2017 14:29

Yes G1raffe. Seriously.

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AnyFucker · 15/10/2017 14:31

Wank fodder alert

JustHereForThePooStories · 15/10/2017 14:31

Lard.
Pure lard.
Phwoar.

ClashCityRocker · 15/10/2017 14:31

Seriously though it must be murder on the bedsheets.

DearMrDilkington · 15/10/2017 14:31

Ketchup.

DanHumphreyIsA · 15/10/2017 14:32

‘Broccoli’

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

iklboo · 15/10/2017 14:32

A pineapple, dragon fruit and some freshly grated nutmeg.

DanHumphreyIsA · 15/10/2017 14:34

‘Onion gravy dripping slowly into his mouth as I smack him with a leek’

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ffs i cant

stopbeingadramallama · 15/10/2017 14:40

😂😂😂😂😂

LazyArseAvocado · 15/10/2017 14:46

Smack him with a leek!!!! Ahahaha! GrinGrinGrin

Ineedmorelemonpledge · 15/10/2017 15:30

Those ring donuts from Dunkin‘

Get him to stand on the other side of the room with a hard on and play ring toss to win a cuddly bear.

MrsMotherHen · 15/10/2017 15:33

chilli sauce... certainly spices things up a bit.

might try onion and a bit of leak smacking tonight sounds yummy!

MrsMotherHen · 15/10/2017 15:34

onion gravy and leek ...daft phone spelling with cubby hands!

Ohwell14 · 15/10/2017 15:35

A cucumber, diced up and put in a ham sandwich. To cover my nipples with Hmm

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