Foods to use during sex

[gillys]

Which foods do you find best to use on each other's bodies for smearing/ licking during sex, apart from the obvious chocolate ?

Mollarses

Korma, Ophelia? Spicier varieties may sting

I'd suggest starting off with korma. Once you're comfortable with that, progress to something like a madras. Personally I wouldn't go down the phal route - leave that to the specialist websites and perverts

A finger of fudge

Crab paste

That could be just enough, face.

Mixed nuts might be fun. Would give one the opportunity to try different varieties & tastes in one session. Obvs check for allergies first though!

Pornish pasty goes down well in the West Country.

If you are attempting this sort of activity in Devon, would you spread the cream first and then the jam, or is it the other way round?

Always jam first then I think you'll find the cream will naturally follow anyway!

Uncle Joes mint balls.

jam first

Read that as 'jam fist'. Which lends a whole new dimension to the 'food to use during sex' debate.

Sounds painful...and sticky!

Howling with laughter....

Hotpot.
If you want to be really saucy, mushy peas on the side.

There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot

Uncle Monty.

Toadinthehole I see by the cunning use of your name that you are a secret splosher. Bit like the Pampas grass in the front garden code for swingers.

The onion gravy and the leek absolute genius. Also the dairylea the image of unwrapping all the little triangles as they go, brilliant.

Passion fruit and kumtwat salad.

Did someone mention pomegranate molasses?

There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot

Monty you terrible cunt!

I intend to make 'you terrible cunt' my new insult of choice.

I've just been shopping. I bought leeks, strawberry jam, a frozen hotpot meal for one, a Cadbury's fudge and a jar of Uncle Ben's Madras cooking sauce. I then sent a photo of the lot to DH at work with a message telling him he's in for a hell of a night.

Well, it is Friday.

Ophelia you filthy swine

Happy Foodie Friday Ophelia. Enjoy!

Now that we've established that it is jam first, further advice is needed on etiquette. When applying possibly butter, jam and cream to a woman's body, which parts are thought most erotic; and specifically, is it acceptable to spread the thighs?