Foods to use during sex

[gillys]

Which foods do you find best to use on each other's bodies for smearing/ licking during sex, apart from the obvious chocolate ?

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Please avoid chilli as I didn't when in my teens and my bf almost ended up having to get circumcised.

Jesus Christ you are all wrong-uns. Irn Bru fizzy bottle sweets are the only acceptable food in bed and only for eating between sleep / sessions before you ask

Jesus Christ you are all wrong-uns. Irn Bru fizzy bottle sweets are the only acceptable food in bed and only for eating between sleep / sessions before you ask

It needed saying twice. It's important.

It needed saying twice. It's important.

Bork !

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Yes Life isn't bad. That brings a whole new meaning to the Red-hot Chilli Peppers music 😁

Battered sausage?

Tuna sandwiches?

😂 loving this thread. on the tiny chance your serious OP, food play is disgusting. it's sticky it smells and you have to change the bed linen before you can go to sleep.

yack

Oh... Fresh cut chili. Nothing like a good scotch bonnet if you ask me. Ginger's quite something in certain quarters too

Taramasalata

I've had a few button mushrooms in my time.

Hey, everybody, don't make fun of the notion of food in the bedroom. To freshen up a relationship, roll-play is often recommended.

Prictoria - bada-bing! 🥁

That leek comment .... I just burst out laughing on the bus ! You have made my night - LOL

I know! first time I’ve laughed here in years. 😂

Actually I was serious. Can't see the problem with having a bit of fun. Laying a towel down saves the sheets. Thought this was an advice about sex forum.

Extra strong mints

Ah ~Gillys you made the mistake of posting on Mumsnet apparently they can't be grown ups about sex here. Despite petitioning MNHQ for years for a sex topic they could hide most posters still like to come over and get offended.

Hardcore sploshers use inflatable paddling pools and pump action water pistols filled with last nights vindaloo curry, don't you know anything?

Prictoria is right: we should not trifle with people's feelings.

LadyD - absolutely no-one on this thread has shown any sign of being offended.

Lard.