Foods to use during sex

[gillys]

Which foods do you find best to use on each other's bodies for smearing/ licking during sex, apart from the obvious chocolate ?

I asked for them in Sainsburys. So embarrassed now

Bastard, try Waitrose, they've had enough requests that they're going to do a trial stock of them! HTH

Clicked on this thread fearing sensible suggestions but no, you’ve not disappointed; standard piss taking in full flow!

Food in the bedroom is not remotely sexy.

On a serious note op, I once bought some Oreo filling in a tube from Ann summers. That was pretty tasty.

Although I did just squeeze the tube into my mouth whilst watching tv...

@Comedyboobs - you seem confused by my mention of a hairy base.

I’ve prepared a diagram....

lemon you have just made my day - this diagram wins Mumsnet today....by a hairy mile!!!

Warm, creamy mashed potato might work, as long as it's made with fucKing Edwards. And raspberry nipple ice cream for dessert.

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I couldn't NOT open this thread...!

Why thank you lemon

Ha very good "warm creamy mashed potato but must be fucKing Edwards'
But of course you must brush afterwards for a ring of confidence!!

@gillys www.menshealth.com/nutrition/sex-food
A proper link for you there. I personally find champagne and ice cubes to me best.

Thank you @callmehannahbaker. A useful + helpful link x

@gillys no worries. This topic is a farce in general. People get ridiculed for the simplest of sex questions x

To expand my previous suggestion, English Cox are firm, tasty and widely available.

In all honesty don't go with ice cream, been there. Was just a sticky mess afterwards, you don't see that in the films when you smell like gone off milk and the thawed out tub has leaked over the carpet.

😂😂😂 that is all.

Curry.

Korma, Ophelia? Spicier varieties may sting.

Best thread on MN I've seen in a long time. 😂

Faggots?
Naice ham?
Stunt pineapple?

Not sure a stunt pineapple would be the most sensible of foodstuffs ... although A&E will be interesting this weekend!

Doner kebab obviously. With garlic mayo and chilli sauce. Throw greasy strips covered in sauce at your dp and go to town nibbling his meat. For extra danger do it in the dark.....