Foods to use during sex

[gillys]

Which foods do you find best to use on each other's bodies for smearing/ licking during sex, apart from the obvious chocolate ?

we should not trifle with people's feelings

Near the end of term, I'm knackered - this thread has made me cry with tears and perked me right up!

Who's offended?

I bought an extra leek today.

Wow the OP sounds really cheesed off....

Sausage toad init

Crikey...there's gonna be a rush on leeks now isn't there?

Mine's organic. It's very long.

Fner fner.

Bloody hell, this online shop is getting expensive and a bit odd...ok organic leeks, lard, frazzles, tuna, taramasalata , sausages, mushrooms, Frey Bentos pies, rolls, trifle, curry, mints, yorkshires, gravy.....

Sprouted quinoa with pomegranate molasses #cordonbleusex

Oh ffs...not sure Sainsbury's does pomegranate molasses....

Maybe Waitrose?

In that case, I'd settle for a hand reared dirty frey bentos. I'm vegan & that's as hardcore as I'll get.

Fried

Well I'll do anything for a chip butty so that would be a good start.

Gravy, roast potatoes and a yorkie might actually make me want to do the dirty with DH.

Aaaaahhhh Bisto!

Keep it simple with a fish finger.

Is that you Mick?

If you're prone to thrush, cottage cheese .

Good suggestion...though think get the pineapple chunk variety for extra pleasure!

English Cox?

If you get a leek with a hairy base you could spice up the fun by blindfolding your partner and alternating in tickling his feet and buttocks with the hairy part, then rotating it to use in a cat o nine tails situation with the other end.

Before finally inserting it in an orifice of choice.

Three for the price of one, that.

Welshcakes.

Hairy based leeks?!