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Foods to use during sex

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gillys · 15/10/2017 13:22

Which foods do you find best to use on each other's bodies for smearing/ licking during sex, apart from the obvious chocolate ?

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Smeaton · 15/10/2017 20:46

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Growingboys · 15/10/2017 20:48

hahaha you've made larf and scared the OP off!

Stansmith01 · 15/10/2017 20:48

Actual lol Grin

PortiaCastis · 15/10/2017 20:51

An onion up the arse often offends !

SentimentalLentil · 15/10/2017 20:51

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Having a mars bar slowly melt in my bun is seriously the worst sounding thing I've ever encountered. Also why would my partner not know? Is this something you just on your own?

😂😂😂😂😂😂

CamperVamp · 15/10/2017 20:56

"Fun size mars bars are an inch and a half."

But for god's sake let them cool down first if they are deep fried. H&S, people, H&S.

SpecialAgentDaleCooper · 15/10/2017 20:57

Turkey Twizzlers whilst getting your DP to pretend he's Jamie Oliver.
Does it for me every time Grin

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wtffgs · 15/10/2017 21:01

But for god's sake let them cool down first if they are deep fried. H&S, people, H&S.

GrinGrinGrinGrin

CamperVamp · 15/10/2017 21:05

"A Fray Bentos pie. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it."

I'm not convinced. Is it the UK equivalent of a salt beef sandwich?

Because I hear they REALLY do
It. I saw it in a film once.

CamperVamp · 15/10/2017 21:06

Yes, YES, YES

And I haven't even got it out of it's tin yet....

wineusuallyhelps · 15/10/2017 21:09

Not liking the image of the salt beef sandwich, I think that means something pretty gross? Grin

Anyway...in the tin or out of it - it’s all rocket fuel for the libido.

Butterymuffin · 15/10/2017 21:16

Dairylea. Do get the large tubs though as it really slows things down to have to keep unwrapping the foil triangles.

AnneGrommit · 15/10/2017 21:17

m.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzZD9NA90I

It may just be a bit of chocolate to you Jill but to some unwitting member of staff it could look like some sort of dirty protest. ..

disneydatknee · 15/10/2017 21:20

Discussing this with DH and he says cucumber. Apparently there's a cucumber cleanse doing the rounds? It was on the news?! Like a spa day for your vagina. No thanks.

RebeccaWrongDaily · 15/10/2017 21:23

Frazzles?

fitbitbore · 15/10/2017 21:23

Theees always room for afters. How about a bit of Spotted dick? Yummy.

engineersthumb · 15/10/2017 21:27

After eights...but nibble the corners off first , H&S in all things!

SentimentalLentil · 15/10/2017 21:29

Pepperoni

CamperVamp · 15/10/2017 22:09

Wineususllyhelps: have you not seen When Harry Met Sally?

Rocket fuel indeed.

Is Chicken and Mushroom ok? Or does it have to be Steak and Ale?

wineusuallyhelps · 15/10/2017 22:22

I have seen When Harry Met Sally but I have a terrible memory...sounds fortunate in this case!

Steak and KIDNEY, obvs [eye roll].

engineersthumb · 15/10/2017 22:24

Full English breakfast...!

Auldspinster · 15/10/2017 22:26

Hot buttered crumpets!

PortiaCastis · 15/10/2017 22:29

Sausage Sphincter is very tasty I hear

Toadinthehole · 16/10/2017 07:39

Somebody called?

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