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Can we talk about spunk?

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LittleMissMankyPants · 07/08/2017 17:26

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo! Sad

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

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KentMum2008 · 07/08/2017 23:28

Right then. I'll be giving that a miss Miss! Stick with what I know. Speaking of which, DH has just had a late night shower, which can mean only one thing....

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LittleMissMankyPants · 07/08/2017 23:30

Ooh... off you go then Mango have fun. Give him one from all of us. WinkGrin

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SecretLifeOfSam · 07/08/2017 23:32

Poor DH... he does the late night shower thing too. But I'm usually already in bed so just use a baby wipe Blush

ChrisPrattsFace · 07/08/2017 23:33

Wafflesandicecream... not only am I now a sprinter, I also have to avoid the dog who becomes obsessed with chasing me during said sprinting.
It's not the worst... because She's fat and slow. I'm fat and fast

UntilTheCowsComeHome · 07/08/2017 23:33

I have this problem too

For me though, I find the leftover spunk likes to emerge when I'm having a poo the next day. I go to wipe and find there's a whole load of slidey mess down there. Blush

Must be the straining.

Jason118 · 07/08/2017 23:35

Ladies can I just say thank you for all the entertainment, and err.... sorry about the mess. I thought it was the act itself that caused the waddling walk to the loo, now I know different

AtSea1979 · 07/08/2017 23:35

I find popping a mooncup up there a few days before helps and then empty it a few days after when all the spunk has come out.

wafflesandicecream · 07/08/2017 23:36

Gives a whole other dimension to the cum run! I'm upgrading your medal to a trophy.

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LittleMissMankyPants · 07/08/2017 23:36

Welcome Cows

What's really annoying is when you think you've finished your period. But, nope. The 24hr spunk has other ideas. Raspberry Ripple.

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KentMum2008 · 07/08/2017 23:37

DH can wait...there's a man on the thread. I repeat THERE IS A MAN ON THE THREAD.

wafflesandicecream · 07/08/2017 23:39

I will never again eat raspberry ripple ice cream! Thanks mankypants

gamerchick · 07/08/2017 23:39

I find popping a mooncup up there a few days before helps and then empty it a few days after when all the spunk has come out

I'm trying to picture the logistics of doing that. Wouldn't it get in the way then bounce off? Confused

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LittleMissMankyPants · 07/08/2017 23:39

atsea a ^few days before?!! A few days*?!!!! Is that a typo? Surely?

You're brave popping in here Jason it's all your fault and we will get revenge

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gamerchick · 07/08/2017 23:41

Bless, has it come as a blow jason

wafflesandicecream · 07/08/2017 23:43

Sorry Jason it's the resulting 'product' not the act

SecretLifeOfSam · 07/08/2017 23:43

How do you know that you're going to be doing it 'in a few days'? Is it scheduled?

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LittleMissMankyPants · 07/08/2017 23:44

Shall we digress to wonder whether gay men should also join our club? How long is the anal passage and is there a fully furnished apartment at the top?

Oh, I suppose some women will know the answer to this one.

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AtSea1979 · 07/08/2017 23:46

There was a whole other thread a few years ago where mooncup got forgotten and left in and OP had sex and a few days later discovered it.

guestofclanmackenzie · 07/08/2017 23:46

Sorry to lower the tone even further..

Anyone experienced the delights of having a number 2 the morning after a night of anal?

Even after being married for 20 years, I was still red faced with shame at the noises coming from my arse from the en suite toilet (DH was awake in bed. Sniggering) Blush

wineusuallyhelps · 07/08/2017 23:46

Well...I'd never given this household problem much thought before Grin

I give it a wipe with a tissue straight after. After a while I always go for a wee because...cystitis risk (old habit). So I guess some more comes out then with gravity. Then, sometimes, more comes out the next day, sometimes not.

A tampon? A mooncup?! How much is being shot here? Grin

guestofclanmackenzie · 07/08/2017 23:47

Oh god did I really just type that??

ChrisPrattsFace · 07/08/2017 23:49

Waffles... I take a bow, thank you, thank you Grin

Jason... such bravery entering here. Apologies it's the cum run and not the deed... however, pretend you read none of this and go back to those wonderful thoughts? Grin

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LittleMissMankyPants · 07/08/2017 23:50

Yes you did mackenzie. It's ok, you're amongst friends here. I hope for your own sake you NC.

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EyeDrops · 07/08/2017 23:58

I can't stop laughing, this thread is amazing. I'm a next-day-leaker too, and do the cum-run-waddle with loo roll. We are prepared and have it ready. I have to wear a pantyliner the next day or it's all very grim, damp and uncomfortable!

smudgedlipstick · 08/08/2017 00:00

Genuinely thought I was the only person who erm.. released it later 😂 also have a tilted cervix so I would assume it's something to do with that wth how many of you guys have the same. I'm also with some of you on the bath water situation. I tend to just hobble to the toilet and try and squeeze as much of it out as I can, and then run the next day when I feel the dreaded dribble 😂 I feel I have found my people 😂

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